Before you do, cray, please reread what you've just posted here. Is this some kind of special battery English that you use?
Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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I don't know, cray. We should probably check with SR about that. Being, you know, that he's the token English guy here.
*climbs up on stage*
*turns on mic*
ahem. young master haggis was excited about his first day at school. so excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom.
so haggis raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. of course the teacher said yes, but asked haggis to be quick.
five minutes later haggis returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "i can't find it," he admitted.
the teacher sat haggis down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now.
haggis looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way.
well, five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher "i can't find it". frustrated, the teacher asked artee, a boy who has been at the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.
so artee and haggis go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats.
the teacher asks artee "well, did you find it ?"
artee quickly replied: "oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."
*turns on mic*
ahem. young master haggis was excited about his first day at school. so excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom.
so haggis raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. of course the teacher said yes, but asked haggis to be quick.
five minutes later haggis returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "i can't find it," he admitted.
the teacher sat haggis down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now.
haggis looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way.
well, five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher "i can't find it". frustrated, the teacher asked artee, a boy who has been at the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.
so artee and haggis go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats.
the teacher asks artee "well, did you find it ?"
artee quickly replied: "oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."
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Good.
And while you're at it, why don't you bring back Del, Porter and the New Girl. It frightens me to think of the three of them being together some place.
i don't know if i can bring them back but i do know where they are.
del is in nj. the summer crowds are back and he's eating like a kind.
porter is in canada. 'nuff said.
the new girl is simply refreshing herself so that when she comes back she will be even more newerer.
del is in nj. the summer crowds are back and he's eating like a kind.
porter is in canada. 'nuff said.
the new girl is simply refreshing herself so that when she comes back she will be even more newerer.
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Hola, H-Bug.
Within is at lunch right now. You can talk to cray, though.
One question first: do you have your own pole?
Silent Rob is our resident expert. You'll have to check around and see if she's here.Right here in my back pocket!
I'll be needin a demonstration first though!
Those things don't come with instructions!
Got an expert on hand?
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