Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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woohoo! I'm all jiggly-puffy. :D

Mods are easier than Swedish blondes. Just hint at a shmooing and they fall all over themselves. :roll:
 

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woohoo! I'm all jiggly-puffy. :D

Mods are easier than Swedish blondes. Just hint at a shmooing and they fall all over themselves. :roll:


a blonde was trying to sell her old car. she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

one day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. haggis told her, "there is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"that doesn't matter," replied artee, "if i can only sell the car."
"okay," said haggis. "here is the address of a friend of mine. he owns a car repair shop. tell him i sent you and he will 'fix it'. then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car."

the following weekend, artee made the trip to the mechanic.

about one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "did you sell your car?"

"no," artee, "why should i? it only has 50,000 miles on it!"






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a blonde was trying to sell her old car. she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

one day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. haggis told her, "there is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"that doesn't matter," replied artee, "if i can only sell the car."
"okay," said haggis. "here is the address of a friend of mine. he owns a car repair shop. tell him i sent you and he will 'fix it'. then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car."

the following weekend, artee made the trip to the mechanic.

about one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "did you sell your car?"

"no," artee, "why should i? it only has 50,000 miles on it!"






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*takes red editing pen to joke...changes mind because there's not enough time in the day*
 

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Perfection is such a burden.
 

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Haggis, cray is checking you out.
 

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can you blame me?

it's full of awesome.
and food.
 

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What are you complaining about? You've got free milk and cookies in the mini-mod playroom.
 

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gail!

i'm glad you are here. i've heard that in Africa, some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine-chilling cries.
anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression.

is that really true!??
 

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gail!

i'm glad you are here. i've heard that in Africa, some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine-chilling cries.
anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression.

is that really true!??


This behavior has also been observed in Americaland...




every time the Phillies lose the series.
 

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Geez, you're weird, battery.



ETA::ROFL:Nina
 

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gail!

i'm glad you are here. i've heard that in Africa, some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine-chilling cries.
anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression.

is that really true!??


Absolutely.


I think Nina's got it spot on. It's sometimes referred to as 'golf' but most often it's called 'cricket' - though with a little less spine-chilling cries and more cucumber sandwiches.

:D













I've been known to throw the odd club on the golf course myself - but I'm very ladylike about it. :)
 

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Haggis plays cricket?



I'll bet he's an wicket-keeper.
 

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na.
he's 45 on the 1.



yanno, due to his short legs.
 
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