Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Aren't heavy metal jazz hands a contradiction in terms?

CassandraW said:

Aren't heavy metal jazz hands a contradiction in terms?

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Shh...let Rob have his delusions. It's easier for all of us that way.

Apakah Anda ingin kentang goreng dengan itu?

PorterStarrByrd said:

Het jy wil skyfies met wat...

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What? SR has a little dancing monkey in his pants?


Who knew?

I thought everyone did ...

I certainly didn't!

*unstraps codpiece*

Shoo! Get out of there!

That was unnecessary for ANY time.

আপনি যে সঙ্গে ফ্রাই চান?

PorterStarrByrd said:

আপনি যে সঙ্গে ফ্রাই চান?

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না ধন্যবাদ আমি ডায়েটিং আছি.

Дали сакате помфрит со тоа?

Silent Rob said:

I certainly didn't!

*unstraps codpiece*

Shoo! Get out of there!

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*Perfect for blackmail later

PorterStarrByrd said:

Дали сакате помфрит со тоа?

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Не, јас сум уште на диета. Зарем не сте слушате во моментов?

Viltu kartöflur með það?

Angie said:

Не, јас сум уште на диета. Зарем не сте слушате во моментов?

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По стапка што ме плаќаат овде, мислам дека слушам (или дури и способен за неа)?

Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have let Haggis lure me back in here. But I just can't resist cheese.

PorterStarrByrd said:

Viltu kartöflur með það?

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NO Ég vil ekki kartöflur!

PorterStarrByrd said:

По стапка што ме плаќаат овде, мислам дека слушам (или дури и способен за неа)?

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Чекај, ќе се плаќа?

You know, this is starting to get irritating, but I've got to admit that American cheese is kind of boring. We need the other kinds, even if they don't speak Americanese.

Parlez vous Francais, mon cher?

Le fromage, c'est moi.

CassandraW said:

Parlez vous Francais, mon cher?

Le fromage, c'est moi.

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No I don't speak Jarmany. That's the muppet.

Haggis said:

No I don't speak Jarmany. That's the muppet.

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Դա չի եղել, Գերմաներեն, դուք հիմար շուն. Այստեղ պետք է մի կտոր պանիր.












And now I'm DYING laughing because I just ran that back through the translator and it translated "crazy" to "stupid". LOL!!

I'm not even bothering to translate any of this stuff. I just assume it's something complimentary about me and leave it at that.

*preens*

Silent Rob said:

I'm not even bothering to translate any of this stuff. I just assume it's something complimentary about me and leave it at that.

*preens*

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Of course it is.

But if you see cray or RT suggest that they don't translate them. Particularly Angie's posts!!

GailD said:

Of course it is.

But if you see cray or RT suggest that they don't translate them. Particularly Angie's posts!!

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Angie's post are easy enough to interpret in any language. They usually involve BDSM, lemon pudding, clothespins, and a Muppet of some sort.

So just nod and smile whenever Angie posts using a foreign language, Rob. That's the only proper way to answer a woman when you have no clue what they're talking about. Especially when they post using English.