Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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*slaps Angie with iron gauntlet*

Madame, we are no Langres friends.
 

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Feta-mousse, Feta-mousse, will you do the fandango!
Thunderbolts and lightening, very, very frightening cheese!
Reggiano...Reggiano...Reggiano...Parmigiano Figaro...

The sticky bleu has a cracker set aside for me!

*air guitar solo*
 

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*ahem*

*steals cray's microphone*

Two really plastered 40 year old Virgins named cray and Rob walked into a whorehouse. They really wanted to get some booty and asked the madam, Cass, for two hookers. Cass asked them to take a seat and have a drink while she arranged their requests. She thought to herself that these men were so wasted that it didn’t matter what type of women they used. She collected two inflatable dolls and put one in each of the two rooms. The two men were then immediately escorted to their rooms for the night. The next day while they were leaving Rob said to cray, "Last night was the worst time ever! I just laid there all night waiting for the girl to make her move and she never did!" Cray replied, "That’s nothing, my woman was a witch! I leaned over to give her a love bite on her neck and she farted, then flew out the window!"

*takes a bow*

:thankyou:

*exits, stage left*
 

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BUT I WASN'T EVEN FINISHED WITH MY SOLO!


Fine.


*forced laughter*


Satisfied?
 

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Feta-mousse, Feta-mousse, will you do the fandango!
Thunderbolts and lightening, very, very frightening cheese!
Reggiano...Reggiano...Reggiano...Parmigiano Figaro...

The sticky bleu has a cracker set aside for me!

*air guitar solo*

*weeps*

That...that was sooooo beautiful.

*eats KLM's cracker*

*ahem*

Cray replied, "That’s nothing, my woman was a witch! I leaned over to give her a love bite on her neck and she farted, then flew out the window.

So you're saying she cut the cheese?
 

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I am shocked and applewood at the direction things have taken here!

PS. Too little, too late?
 

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*ahem*

*steals cray's microphone*

Two really plastered 40 year old Virgins named cray and Rob walked into a whorehouse. They really wanted to get some booty and asked the madam, Cass, for two hookers. Cass asked them to take a seat and have a drink while she arranged their requests. She thought to herself that these men were so wasted that it didn’t matter what type of women they used. She collected two inflatable dolls and put one in each of the two rooms. The two men were then immediately escorted to their rooms for the night. The next day while they were leaving Rob said to cray, "Last night was the worst time ever! I just laid there all night waiting for the girl to make her move and she never did!" Cray replied, "That’s nothing, my woman was a witch! I leaned over to give her a love bite on her neck and she farted, then flew out the window!"

*takes a bow*

:thankyou:

*exits, stage left*

:ROFL:

*ahem*

I'm not laughing at the joke, I've heard that one many times. But the Cass/Madam thing?

*snort*
 

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Feta-mousse, Feta-mousse, will you do the fandango!
Thunderbolts and lightening, very, very frightening cheese!
Reggiano...Reggiano...Reggiano...Parmigiano Figaro...

The sticky bleu has a cracker set aside for me!

*air guitar solo*


:roll:

*crowns Kayleamay QUEEN of the clever comebacks*
 
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