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    Minding your P's and Q's. GailD's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *clocks in*

    You know what we need in here? A water cannon. But with coffee.

    Mmm. But don't smoke around the creamer though.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Inky View Post
    Reg?
    Translate this madness for me, would'ja?
    Sure, Cass is the perpetual new girl. Porter pretty much thinks everything we say is disgusting and as for Haggis, cray and RT, there is no explanation for them.
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    Riff-Raff Silent Rob's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    Mmm. But don't smoke around the creamer though.



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    This is why I drink my coffee strong, black and manly.

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    I thought all y'all drank tea, not coffee.
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    Rob, you are officially Haggis' slave now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    You know what we need in here?

    More Cow Bell.
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    A writer's journey is like life - no two are entirely alike.

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    It's better to give someone a hand than a foot.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel .. elastic
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    That's disgusting.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I thought all y'all drank tea, not coffee.
    Not all of us'all, yo.

    I for one favour coffee.

    But I always extend my pinky when quaffing it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    More Cow Bell.
    You just won a toaster, gilrouy cuullen!

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    Porter is channeling Stretch Armstrong?
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    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
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    That's disgusting
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    Mmm. But don't smoke around the creamer though.



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    I'm not usually a pyro...but that was kewl!

    I'm in the mood for creme brulee now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    *sits up straight*


    *fixes tie*



    *looks around,...*
    you guys should do the same,.....
    people are watching you.

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    you can't hide.
    i'd just fix youself and hope for the best.



    btw, reg, is your avatar johnny appleseed?
    or speed racer?


    meh. nevermind. i think you should put your hat on. it's more formal.

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    *fills coffee mug at cannon*
    *wonders whether Gilroy will make toast*

    I'm wearing a black evening gown. I hope that's sufficiently formal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    btw, reg, is your avatar johnny appleseed?
    or speed racer?


    Hey, battery






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    *stumbles in*

    *steals Muppet's coffee*

    *slaps cray, just on general principle*


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    j. appleseed never approved of violence, angie.
    nor did speed racer for that matter.

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    I don't care about either of them. And I think they'd make an exception for you, anyway.

    *slaps cray again*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    I don't care about either of them. And I think they'd make an exception for you, anyway.

    *slaps cray again*
    Just because this should be quoted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    I don't care about either of them. And I think they'd make an exception for you, anyway.

    *slaps cray again*
    Oh, boy! Angie, can I help?

    *slaps Cray*

    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Morning, new girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Just because this should be quoted
    Glad to make your day.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Oh, boy! Angie, can I help?

    *slaps Cray*
    Of course you can, New Girl. It's a great way to start your morning.

    DON'T
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    THAT.
    Pff. It's an affectionate term. Like when we call QuickWit "douchebag."

    No, wait -- we actually mean that one. Never mind.


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    Is it formal tuesday?

    *adjusts codpiece*

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    Nice pearls, SR



    they really match your codpiece.
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Thanks, Nina!

    Haggis gave them to me. He said they were his favourite beads.

    I'm not sure where he usually keeps them, but they smell unpleasantly of drakkar noir.

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