Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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bad joke thursday, you say? Why yes, I think I will.

do you know why you should never yell into a colander?..... because you might strain your voice.

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This is why blowathons are far safer.

*reports post*

*re-reads post; reports it again*

*raises hand*

Yes, please. I also forgot to er, um, take notes for the last few days. A brief summary would me most appreciated.

Fanks.

No problem. The mods had a no-holds-barred steel cage match. Reg became Rosie the robot, Cray became a pretty blue pony, Haggis became a (ugh) battery, and RT, though no longer a mod, got caught in the crossfire and became a pretty pink pony. (PD saved screen shots of all the shmoos, should you care to see them.) They all recovered, and the thread fell asleep. Angie tried to wake it up by dancing and playing the recorder, but it only worked for a few minutes. The thread dozed off again until Del flashed Porter (though, to be fair, Del may not have recognized Porter in his current guise as a polar bear). I reacted with appropriate moral indignation. Cray rebuked me, and I founced. Cray questioned the sincerity of my founce, using questionable grammar. Now we're all mocking him.
 

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*makes taco dip for the Mocking*
 

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*buys tequila, cointreau, and limes to make margaritas for the Mocking*
 

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There ya gone an dunnit .. offering to kiss Cray .. anywhere or anytime for any reason.

must be bad judgement thursday ... you win the cake
 

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there's a LOT of love in this thread today.
i'm feeling it!








Ooooh, is that taco dip?
 

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Poor baby - you want me to kiss it for you? :D


i,................you..........wait.
but....
nina. 1554r0f$ j2-0 dk^&$%^&

you.......



emote_head_explode.gif
 

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i,................you..........wait.
but....
nina. 1554r0f$ j2-0 dk^&$%^&

you.......



emote_head_explode.gif


*hands Cray the shalaylee of rage*



Tell us how you really feel.
 

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If any of you really think gardening is safe, you might want to check out my new blog and the recalculate ...

link is in my signature
 

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there's a LOT of love in this thread today.
i'm feeling it!








Ooooh, is that taco dip?

Should you really being feeling up the other Cabbies with a bad hand?
 

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You keep using that word. I do not think that means what you think it means.
 
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i'm embarrassed to say that my hand is just fine for feeling up people.

i just can't hold onto a bike (or use the brakes) with it.
that's all.

who needs brakes anyway? no one.
 

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Well, what's more important, bike riding or feeling up Cabbies?
 

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How did your hand get like that, cray?

And will you be using a hook in its place from now on?
 

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Well, Muppet, you see it all started when cray, Haggis and RT...
 
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