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    who won?
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    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel .. clear headed
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Can anyone tyell me what this is?

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    All I got is 404 FORBIDDEN.

    I sense something wrong in the force.

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    That's because those were the droids you were looking for
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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    That's because those were the droids you were looking for
    No they weren't. I was hoping for french maid droids.

    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post

    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel .. Aware
    Are you sure? Your past posts state otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    No they weren't. I was hoping for french maid droids.
    What you are hoping for and what you are actually getting, vastly different
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    What you are hoping for and what you are actually getting, vastly different
    Yeah, just ask cray. He hears this All. The. Time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *settles into rocking chair, picks up knitting*

    You know the trouble with newbies today? No initiative, that's what.

    Now, when I was a newbie, I leapt into that chair to be electrocuted. I got right in line for qW to molest me. I practically begged Haggis and Reg to shmoo me. I humbly studied the back posts to learn the inside jokes. And when I still couldn't figure them out, dammit, I asked! I still don't understand half of them, but do you hear me complaining?

    But where's that kind of initiative nowadays? Kids today expect everything to be handed to them. They think the rest of us should go out of our way to duct tape them and force them into the chair. To shmoo them for no reason at all. To talk to them politely about whatever cockamamie subject they want to introduce. To bring them evil donuts for nothing.

    I mean, what's this forum coming to? Amirite?
    Cray's right. CassandraW you are the New Girl. Forever and always.
    *places tiara on CW's head*
    *bows head in defeat*
    Alas, my ass kissing skills are not as advanced as yours. I fall asleep in the chair. I hiss and bite molesters. I don't understand the term shmoo, but it sounds tasty. I'm too lazy to study all back posts, and if I don't get a joke, I roll with it. And all this talk of evil donuts is just making me hungry... *wonders if shmoo is type of glace on donuts*
    *bows before New Girl, then gets distracted and heads out*
    Under construction until further notice.
    Thank you for your patience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder View Post
    All I got is 404 FORBIDDEN.

    I sense something wrong in the force.
    I didn't get anything at all. But then, I wasn't expecting anything. Since reality met my expectations, I am content.

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    Good for you, muffin.

    *pats New Girl on the head*

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    We have muffins?!?!?!
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    I wouldn't touch them if RT brought them. Who knows what he put in there?


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    Rabbit raisins and battery pips, of course. Nothing you wouldn't be used to.

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    Nobody has picked up on the slug bite pic yet ...


    .... oops
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Well, who would pick up anything touched by slugs? Ew.


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    They add a sweet background flavor to wild mushrooms, though eating them uncooked can be risky.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    You eat uncooked slugs??


    ETA: You eat slugs...at all??


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    That explains so much.
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    I operate on 2nd hand information regarding faux escargo. All of the slugs I have around have been marinated in petrol. Haven't tried Slug Flambe yet.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Isn't that the vein kinky female vampires prefer to bite?

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    Even for you, RT, that was bad.


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