Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Afternoon.

High tide

Nina wins.

Gilroy Cullen said:

You're undercharging!

Hi all! Speed post to wave.

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This is a public announcement. I was asking for my money back so I don't get charged for herpes. I wasn't asking for my money back because that's how much I charge. You may return to the regular schedule program of everyone picking on cray.

Rolling Thunder said:

cray has always been about cheap shots. Just review his post history.

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I can vouch that cray is cheap when it comes to buying shots.

Haggis said:

Afternoon.

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Good morning

Good afternoon

*cough*

Reg, Angie -- you don't have the chair handy, do you?

The chair is always handy.

Does Cray always sneak in behind the chair?

regdog said:

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Ah, excellent!

Hunter, as the reigning New Girl (for some reason, all the other new people keep leaving), I'd like to welcome you to the Cabbie. If you'll just have a seat in the chair, we can begin the welcoming ceremony. If you won't have a seat in the chair, we have ways of forcing you to do so.

*settles into rocking chair, picks up knitting*

You know the trouble with newbies today? No initiative, that's what.

Now, when I was a newbie, I leapt into that chair to be electrocuted. I got right in line for qW to molest me. I practically begged Haggis and Reg to shmoo me. I humbly studied the back posts to learn the inside jokes. And when I still couldn't figure them out, dammit, I asked! I still don't understand half of them, but do you hear me complaining?

But where's that kind of initiative nowadays? Kids today expect everything to be handed to them. They think the rest of us should go out of our way to duct tape them and force them into the chair. To shmoo them for no reason at all. To talk to them politely about whatever cockamamie subject they want to introduce. To bring them evil donuts for nothing.

I mean, what's this forum coming to? Amirite?

This is a bad thing?

regdog said:

You've been watching George Carlin clips on youtube again.

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Yer darn tootin' I have. And if ol' George were to drop into the Cabbie, you can bet he wouldn't stand on ceremony, or act like he was too good to put in some honest effort. No sirree bob. He'd jump right in that chair and fry. And what's more, he'd thank us for the opportunity.

If George Carlin did drop into the CC all he'd do is make a sickening -- splush -- followed by a horrible smell. Dead batteries bodies tend to do that, ya know.

You're trying to tell me George is dead?

I just saw him on TV the other day ...

you shouldn't spread rumors like that.

Good evening.

parumpdragon said:

Good evening.

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Someone chanted 'evening'

you can see a stranger across a crowded....

*looks around*


... er... littered floor.

Dawg! I hate these time zones.

*pours a glass of bucks fizz*

*plays solo darts*