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    Back off, squid lady. I'm armed.

    And I look really cool in chainmail.

    And do you know how long it takes to get my hair like this?

    The nerve.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post

    And do you know how long it takes to get my hair like this?
    I can imagine, given that it usually looks like this:




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    The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I can imagine, given that it usually looks like this:
    Isn't it....splendid!?

    And then they do this.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Now? Now do you see why I blurve Haggis so much? It's that devil-may-care playboy je ne sais quoi. Irresistible, ain't he?




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    But he don't have moobs like jagger.

    Battery power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    But he don't have moobs like jagger.

    Battery power.
    Look, could you stop mentioning moobs? I just finished lunch here.

    *wonders what the other mods get up to in their free time*
    *other than cray, who spends all his spare time with Justin Bieber*




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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    *wonders what the other mods get up to in their free time*
    Ask Abby.

    And bring brain bleach.
    The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered.
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    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    your face says it all Porter
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Yes it does
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    *unkills thread*





    *tips hat in tot's direction*

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrainofThought View Post
    That's awesome.




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    brb.

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    welcome to aw, cassandraw!

    have a seat!!!

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    Why, thank you, cray! And here I was believing all that stuff Angie and Haggis said about you. I guess you're a gentleman after aAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!




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    i'm much more than a mere gentleman, madam.
    not only am i here at aw representing the normals but i also am charged with the duty to spread peace and love and that crap all over the forums!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i'm much more than a mere gentleman, madam.
    not only am i here at aw representing the normals but i also am charged with the duty to spread peace and love and that crap all over the forums!
    tee hee...charged
    tee hee...spreading crap all over the forums



    Yeah. You're a real pip, cray.




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    Not yet but maybe someday...



    he'll be a real pip.
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    Not yet but maybe someday...



    he'll be a real pip.
    I don't know...

    *looks at #1 definition on Urban Dictionary. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pip *

    I think he's there already.




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    pain in the...


    yes, yes,


    tends to be difficult...


    OK



    I stand corrected, Cass.
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