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    some people are really into that though,....

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    Especially people named Bobert. Or so I've heard.


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    Did you see the bit in my post above?

    The bit where I said 'Yawn'?

    That bit was for you, playa-haters.

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    I see the lost girl has been misled into the caberet again ...

    she probably expects us to pay attention to her ... and then she'll wander off into the gutter or somewhere again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    we are not amused.

    Cray, I'm afraid I must correct you, sir. Only royalty and pregnant women have the right to use the personal pronoun 'we'.

    So, um... which one are you then?

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    i don't know.
    nina and the aw producers make those decisions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i don't know.
    nina and the aw producers make those decisions.

    An identity crises.


    I'll see if they have any of these in maturnity size.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    that's the new gal, angie!
    she's new.
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    Yawn.

    Have you seen that new girl's toes?

    Freaky.
    STOP.
    CALLING.
    ME.
    THAT.



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    OR I'LL FOUNCE AGAIN.


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    NOW YOU KNOW I REALLY MEAN IT. I'LL FOUNCE JUST LIKE I DID LAST TIME.

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    ONLY THIS TIME, THINGS'LL GET UGLY.



    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    I see the lost girl has been misled into the caberet again ...

    she probably expects us to pay attention to her ... and then she'll wander off into the gutter or somewhere again.
    DAMN STRAIGHT YOU'D BETTER PAY ATTENTION TO ME. SOMEONE MASSAGE MY TOES. RIGHT NOW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i don't know.
    nina and the aw producers make those decisions.
    A Cray sighting!
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    STOP.
    CALLING.
    ME.
    THAT.



    Edited to add:

    OR I'LL FOUNCE AGAIN.


    Edited again to add:

    NOW YOU KNOW I REALLY MEAN IT. I'LL FOUNCE JUST LIKE I DID LAST TIME.

    Edited a third time to add:

    ONLY THIS TIME, THINGS'LL GET UGLY.





    DAMN STRAIGHT YOU'D BETTER PAY ATTENTION TO ME. SOMEONE MASSAGE MY TOES. RIGHT NOW.
    You know, they're not bad toes. They're just different is all. And long. Very, very long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    You know, they're not bad toes. They're just different is all. And long. Very, very long.
    Elegant, right? Piano toes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Elegant, right? Piano toes.
    Well, not exactly. They're just so...they're bizarre is what they are. But I mean that in a nice way.
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    Someone is working it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Well, not exactly. They're just so...they're bizarre is what they are. But I mean that in a nice way.
    I know. Unique. One of a kind. They're limber, too.

    *caresses puppeh's ears using long elegant toes*
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I know. Unique. One of a kind. They're limber, too.

    *caresses puppeh's ears using long elegant toes*
    More like seven of a kind. Or eight. I forget.

    *shudders*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    More like seven of a kind. Or eight. I forget.

    *shudders*
    Well, you know, they're a set. Whatsa matter -- are you chilly, pup?

    *knits toes into pup-sized blanket*
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    *uncorks breakfast*

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    *prepares hydrolic lunch*
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    Energon for everyone

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    That's disgusting
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    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel .. fast
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Well, slow down and take your time. The effort will be appreciated, no sense rushing to the finish.
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    finish? whassat?
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Morning.
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    you should be asleep.

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