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    At least(being chihuey parts, after all) they don't hang out very much. Not very much at all.
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    A joke that spans the ages.
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    Don't hold your breath...

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    Dude, I am not that flexible.
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    The very keystone of humor...
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

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    Humped nine more cords of maple yesterday (full cords) and am looking at a dozen more today to complete the job. Should be a warm damned winter, at least inside the house.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Please, Porter - we do not need to know what you have been humping. EVER.
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    Don't hold your breath...

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    Dude, I am not that flexible.
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    The British Comics Database is growing. Or mutating. I'm not quite sure which, yet.

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    Maybe we should give Porter the keys to the Erotica Forum
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    Or hand him over to the Hounds - the screams from the dungeon are well muffled now.
    The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered.
    Don't hold your breath...

    Quote Originally Posted by AbielleRose View Post
    Dude, I am not that flexible.
    Quote Originally Posted by aliwood View Post
    The SFF Review Educational Supplement is now open. I'll be listing books, podcasts, online courses and anything else that aims to help the SFF writer improve their skills, provided they're free. (the books, podcasts, online courses and anything else, not the writers)




    The British Comics Database is growing. Or mutating. I'm not quite sure which, yet.

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    I'm more into wood than hounds today ...
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Morning.

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    haggis?

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    cray?
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    well, it's just that i go away for a few days and you can't keep the thread moving for me?

    cripes man, i pick up the slack when you are gone.

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    Great chieftain o the puddin'-race SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
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    I delegated that to Porter.
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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Yes, and look how that turned out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Great chieftain o the puddin'-race SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
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    And I suppose that's my fault?
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    duh.

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    we are your inner voice, klm.

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    yes. yes, you are.



    *rufffles porter's hair*

    now go play,.....
    the grown-ups are talking now.

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    and your worst nightmare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    and your worst nightmare.
    i would like for that to make sense
    but it doesn't.

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