Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Silent Rob

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Reg started it all by stealing my appletini.
 

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I seriously love my niece


My sister and bil went out to dinner last night with my 7 year old niece. Said niece was rather tired and slightly grumpy and in a booth near them was a little boy yelling and acting up.

My niece looks at my sister and says "Can't someone shut that little bastard up?" :roll:

this child is the chosen one....
 

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Killed and butchered as cedar today. Humped ten cords of maple today. Even did a bit of genealogy this moring.

Feeling just a little bushed ...
 

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I seriously love my niece


My sister and bil went out to dinner last night with my 7 year old niece. Said niece was rather tired and slightly grumpy and in a booth near them was a little boy yelling and acting up.

My niece looks at my sister and says "Can't someone shut that little bastard up?" :roll:

Wow. This child has the potential to be the next Oscar Wilde.

See how, in one powerful and insighful statement, she a passes a stinging commentary on the social mores of our time - the inability of parents to respond appropriately to the needs of the younger generation, as well as the inability of said parents to commit themselves to the holy state of matrimony. There are so many layers here. I think she's also, at the young age of 7, completely aware of the superiority of her gender and therefore addresses her statement to her same-gender parent, in the full knowledge that those of the Y chromosome just wouldn't/couldn't respond effectively.

It's impressive.
 

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Face cords or full cords?

And leave the damn bushes alone.

***Rises from concrete...grabs chihuahua by neck fires off ten rounds of 7.76mm from my Armenian St. Stephen 1957 sniper rifle down his throat.***

As you will notice, I am indeed early for our Wednesday Morning Tea.




:::ahem:::




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There are only 8 Harrods Tea Bags left.





Haggis...










I leave it to you to make certain that everyone has been well and thoroughly teabagged before I take the tea bag inventory.....



...and...


if anyone is without a teabag...


you will provide them with seven to eight dips of .....








[forgive me]











...any suitably warm tea bags you have available.
 

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Way too much wood in the cabaret in this morning.
 

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Google it. :D

Instead of a general search, try the Google video search.








Though don't blame me for what you find.
 
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