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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g!!






    you bought a ticket, kitten, might as well take a look!

    BAM!!!!!

    Fark!!!



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    I had an ingrown toenail once ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    it was fine after the amputation.
    If I had an ingrown toenail, i wouldn't let doctors cut that off...

    Seems rather pointless and cruel on the doctor's part.



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    I was going to ask Porter which amputation he was referring to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *looks left. looks right*


    this is inappropriate touching.... at least for you sickos in here...


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    Quote Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
    this is inappropriate touching.... at least for you sickos in here...
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I know this one!

    Life is pain and...

    ...the cabaret is a slap in the face with a big wet fish?

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... Slimey
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    Hope all will be well for your friend, Cass and hope you're ok too.

    Look forward again to when you and Angie act up. You know I still blame you both!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    I know this one!

    Life is pain and...

    ...the cabaret is a slap in the face with a big wet fish?
    Finally!!!!!.
    Do you know how long I've been waiting for the right moment to post that?
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    My purpose in here is to bring you joy, reg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Finally!!!!!.
    Do you know how long I've been waiting for the right moment to post that?
    I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess that you've taken longer to post that then I was waiting to post this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    With all that syrup around, I imagine Porter woke up sticky.

    No, wait...I didn't imagine that!

    Gah!
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    Am I right?

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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    I'm still waiting to be slapped by a smoked fish though ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    My purpose in here is to bring you joy, reg.


    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess that you've taken longer to post that then I was waiting to post this:



    I'm

    Am I right?



    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    I'm still waiting to be slapped by a smoked fish though ....
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    I feel .. salty
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    I feel .. salty
    And all the pirates appreciate it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Aye Lass ...
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Finally!!!!!.
    Do you know how long I've been waiting for the right moment to post that?




    Most appropriate smiley evah!!! -->


    ETA. Reg, have you got one with a battery being hit by a fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    I'm still waiting to be slapped by a smoked fish though ....
    Fish shouldn't smoke.
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    Or go to the tanning salon.

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    so, what's the solution then...
    spray on tan?

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    Holidays in Greece!

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    Lavraki!



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    Butter, not greece
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Holidays in Greece!
    But didn't the whole problem start with too many people in Greece on Holiday??

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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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