Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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PorterStarrByrd

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Hey Haggis I found these in the spitoon.

Can I have then?

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You may keep the spittoon, Porter.

And everything inside it.

Including the spit.
 

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Hey haggis, I found this in the spittoon ..

can I give it to Cray?

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For sure. That's his prom date, I believe.
:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

SO then, Cray is older than I thought - if he already went to prom...
1) You thought? 2) cray is much, much older to have a prom date now.

Which one of you scrodknockers gave out my debit card information?? Some douchecanoe charged a few hundred dollars' worth of crap on my account today. The Zebra is NOT. HAPPY.
Leukman!

Actually, I have come up with a far better punishment. I will hunt you down...and give Bug your address. :evil
Perfect.

as long as rusty is still in the dark we're cool.
She already knows you like batteries with pip.

Hey Haggis, I found this in the spitoon.

Can i keep it?

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Put Angie back, Porter.
:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 

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What is it with you and the spittoon tonight, young lady?
 

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Hey Haggis. Look what I found in the spitoon ...

can I give it to SR. It matches him. in so many ways

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That's true! I am fresh!

Thanks for noticing, Porter!
 

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Would someone put the stupid spitoon back in the Bent Nail and tie Porter to a bar stool already.
 

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You're a spittoon?
 

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I just read back 2 pages... and I all I have to say is....

:Wha:

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***Touches base...gets slapped...drinks Jameson***

This job...I kinda like working until I'm finished for the day.

As soon as the novelty wears off, though. I'll be here more.


In the mean time, I may just resign 'Lady Jay' from itsajokepeople.com.

They haven't added a new joke for...EVER...because they keep argueing about how to 'phrase' them.

I don't want to be associated with a 3 joke website. I'd be better off on my own., right?


The only problem with the new job is that I can't wear 'fashion' to work...but I can't wear jeans.


How can I live my life without 'Fashion' and 'Jeans' ?

Seriously, I thought short men liked tall women in 6 inch spikes!!!

Mmmmmmm....Jameson.... mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...

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double entry general ledger accounting....

mmmmmmm......

Haggis' hashish.....


mmmmmmmm........
 
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