Newly married (the first time) Cass tells Haggis, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me ?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, Haggis is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, Cass giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, Haggis reaches for his cigarettes but
the new girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The pup rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born chihuahua .
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, Haggis YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
