Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Whoda thunk it!!

I biting boob---this could make me rich!!

You do realize that teeth are involved.

Honeybug said:

Sure, sure---everybody wants to bite the boob, but if the boob bites back... then where would everybody be?

*plots to invent biting boob*

'Course I'll need some volunteers when said biting boob is invented!

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*walks to the alphabet, finds a few more v's and e's and places them where Honeybug's keyboard clogged*

You know you've hit the motherlode when even I'm speechless at a conversation...

TrainofThought said:

*walks to the alphabet, finds a few more v's and e's and places them where Honeybug's keyboard clogged*

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M'a' bad! Got carried away! Was learnin the dougie and ya know-- errybody dougie's!

BigWords said:

You know you've hit the motherlode when even I'm speechless at a conversation...

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Porter has that effect on people sometimes. You'll get used to it!

Are you all talking about throobs (third boobs) again?
Or, all you all talking about throobs still?

This one goes out to Cray.

KellyAssauer said:

I believe Honeybug's been bitten by the biting boob bug!



Tata!

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tee hee

kayleamay said:

Are you all talking about throobs (third boobs) again?
Or, all you all talking about throobs still?

This one goes out to Cray.

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It's actually called a bitoob! (a biting boob) & it's already a big hit!!

*thanks cray for inventing idea*

Honeybug said:

*thanks cray*

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You had me right up until this.

ETA: *sues cray for copyright infringement*

In his defense, he merely asked how your boob bite was which set my warped brain into a visual of a biting boob and thinkin what if.... and well, I asked for volunteers to test the newly invented biting boob----oh, hell----SUE HIM!!

Can't I leave you people alone for a minute?

Haggis said:

Can't I leave you people alone for a minute?

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You already know the answer to that.

Of course you can't.

Don't be hatin Kelly---there's money in them biting boobs.

For a small investment, I could make you rich too!

This just in.

Somebody forwarded to me a picture of Kelly on her 21st birthday.

Sorry to do this to you, Kelly, but it's too good to pass up.

You haven't aged a day!!

Bet they still ask ya for your ID!

Haggis said:

This just in.

Somebody forwarded to me a picture of Kelly on her 21st birthday.

Sorry to do this to you, Kelly, but it's too good to pass up.

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AWE.SOME.

Haggis said:

Can't I leave you people alone for a minute?

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I can't believe you asked this out loud.

It's his Old-Timers syndrome kicking in again...

But I thought that, as one of the undead, haggis was sustained by forces of ancient evil and such?

fire hydrant...


tee hee.

No, wait... that's not right.

Um...milk!

tee hee!


No....

Silent Rob said:

No....

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TWSS!




*high-fives Rob*

*chuckles*
Just popped in to see who was drinking in the middle of the day... only to find evidence of Kelly passed out.

*squints at silent one's avi*
Looks like Kelly wasn't the only one at that party...

GOOOD MORNIN !!!

I Feel .. upright

Don't worry, Porter. The effects generally wear off after 48 hours or so. If not, please consult your nearest witch doctor.

I see the sun rose over Jarmany again ...

.. but there are some things that should just not see the light of day

PorterStarrByrd said:

.. but there are some things that should just not see the light of day

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Yeah, Rob. Sheesh. We've TOLD you to put that thing away before you come in here.

Wonder if that thing is in a dance marathon or something ...