Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

cray said:

eta: good day, tot.
see what i did to the meter!!!???!!

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I saw. Didn't you get a ticket for indecent exposure.

cray said:

i ban myself all the time, ken!

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Yes, he bans himself from teeter totters, humor and riding a bike with a seat.

*adjusts tool belt for creep-o-meter repair*



We're going to need this.

TrainofThought said:

I saw.

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thank you! i can't take all the credit though.
haggis reminded me about klm's boob bite via the aw rep system. he's good like that.

NinaK said:

*adjusts tool belt for creep-o-meter repair*



We're going to need this.

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i think it just needs a new needle.

NinaK said:

*adjusts tool belt for creep-o-meter repair*



We're going to need this.

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cray said:

i think it just needs a new needle.

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Nina?

cray?

I take it you are wearing plumber's overalls and a french maid's outfit respectively?

*awaits Cass for 70s pr0n soundtrack*


ETA: nina, let me know if you need a prosthetic moustache, ok?

*plucks hay outta tool belt*

I'd watch out with the creep-o-meter, cray. quickwit tried it and is serving a 90 day sentence.

he was always so dignified.

i would have worn crocs with that outfit.
eh, tot?



i know you like teh crocs.

cray said:

i would have worn crocs with that outfit.
eh, tot?



i know you like teh crocs.

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cray said:

i would have worn crocs with that outfit.
eh, tot?



i know you like teh crocs.

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*sticks finger down throat*

Angie said:

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Much better

TrainofThought said:

*sticks finger down throat*

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Great effort, tot!

But...do batteries even have a throat?

*applies monocle*

I believe those to be Westharian Alegators, actually. They're of the genius species, flora-fawna.







Very rare and stuff.

Silent Rob said:

Nina?

cray?

I take it you are wearing plumber's overalls and a french maid's outfit respectively?

*awaits Cass for 70s pr0n soundtrack*


ETA: nina, let me know if you need a prosthetic moustache, ok?

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*starts music*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNcskHlvc2c


All right -- STRUT!


*sits back and sips dirty martini*


Muppet? Why are you just standing there? I said STRUT!

Cella said:

Very rare and stuff.

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Sure, sure.

*fires up grill*

With fries?

Or 'roids?



ETA: cass? I'm a man, yanno. Not a machine.

EETTAA: *struts*

...and Rob is thinking about meat ...again.

That's disgusting

Silent Rob said:

Great effort, tot!

But...do batteries even have a throat?

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*shrugs* All I know is I was checking my gag reflex.

Cella said:

...and Rob is thinking about meat ...again.

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Haggis. Porter. I suggest you hide.

cray said:

how's your boob bite?

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I'm soooo jealous!!! I want a boob that bites!!

Rob might bite your boob or maybe you can get Rumpy to bught it ...

Not to worried about Rob finding me here Quebec ... they still don't like the English.

Sure, sure---errybody wants to bite the boob, but if the boob bites back... then where would errybody be?

*plots to invent biting boob*

'Course I'll need some volunteers when said biting boob is invented!

I volunteer Cray.

PorterStarrByrd said:

I volunteer, Cray.

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Punctuation is important.

*waving hand in the air, jumping up and down*

I volunteer! I volunteer!