Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

GOOOD MORNIN !!!

I feel .. rewarded

It's relative ...

Just posted my next article on my blog ... highly instructional.

The Importance of Having Periods


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PorterStarrByrd said:

Just posted my next article on my blog ... highly instructional.

The Importance of Having Periods


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Don'tcha think you are little beyond your years to be having a period!! A more appropriate title for your age would have been--- 'Men'o'pause; How it has affected my appearance!

because you totally change your look everyday!

KellyAssauer said:

Do we need any more proof than this?
Seriously now?

Do. we. need. any. more. proof?



-Porter is a girl!!!-

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Uhhhh, yup!!

Do a poll on that one!!




ETA: BigWords--are you stalkin me??

I post everywhere.

And I only stalk Abby. She knows that already though.

BigWords said:

I post everywhere.

And I only stalk Abby. She knows that already though.

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This is true. I met him in the Ladies Room once.

Mornin senior senor!

Como esta?

I think I blurves the new you!

Honeybug said:

Mornin senior senor!

Como esta?

I think I blurves the new you!

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Hola, usted cosa dulce. Estoy haciendo muy bien, gracias.

¿Usted tiene gusto de subir a mi lugar y de ver mis aguafuertes?

Grabados? Pensé que trabajó la cerámica con las patas! Sí, yo podría sentarme en la silla y girar la rueda y ...

Estoy de repente se calienta aquí!

Ah, mi dulce. ¿Lo que haría sin Babelfish?

*pokes head round door*
*hears HB and Haggis*

*checks everywhere for subtitles*
*shrugs and skips off into night*

¡Ah, Babelfish! Mi agente acaba de invertir para mí! Voy a ser rico!

¿Vamos a continuar con la arcilla?


Oooo---m.a.m!! She's very quick Haggis! You must learn to set traps!

Put my real picture up and all I get are complaints, insinuations, and Santa Claus lists

Guess I'm going to have to find something 'interesting'

PorterStarrByrd said:

Put my real picture up and all I get are complaints, insinuations, and Santa Claus lists

Guess I'm going to have to find something 'interesting'

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No, no, it's okay Porter. Just leave it as it is. Please.

PorterStarrByrd said:

Put my real picture up and all I get are complaints, insinuations, and Santa Claus lists

Guess I'm going to have to find something 'interesting'

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Noooo, I like the real you Porter!! In fact, I know some people, who know some people that have seen you around and they have asked me for your number! Of course, being the kind person that I am, I was happy to oblige. Your phone should start ringin any minute---reppies, PM's should start flyin your way!!

You look handsome

PorterStarrByrd said:

Put my real picture up and all I get are complaints, insinuations, and Santa Claus lists

Guess I'm going to have to find something 'interesting'

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*shudders*
*closes eyes and solemnly clasps hands to chest*
Dear mod(erator). Please deliver us from such evil. Let the boat guy realise that being Father Christmas trumps a monkey with man boobs. Thanks and amen.

*hands m.a.m glass*

Cheers to that!!

Amen & Amen!

Dear Porter:

I have repped you an image which I believe should be your next avi. It is sore tasteful and, I think, captures the essence of you perfectly.

Sincerely,
Da Zebra

*shudders*

What??

No, see, I know you. That won't work with me.