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    Quote Originally Posted by Carole View Post
    Slap some beer batter on that filet and throw it into a deep fryer, then we can talk.
    Gah! Fish ruiner!! I suppose you eat it with...*deep breath*...tartar sauce, too. *shudder*

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    there. i didn't want the noooob to bear the burden of killing the thread dead. see how nice i am?

    i'm all about peace and love, me-a-monster. you will know that some day. today, maybe.
    Doubtful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Not all of us have your weird tastes, scrodknocker.



    ETA: Although, now that you mention it, fish does sound tasty right now.

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    With all this food talk my stomach is growling...
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    bowling pins don't have stomachs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    bowling pins don't have stomachs.




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    I actually think PD is more of a drumstick and less of a bowling pin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I actually think PD is more of a drumstick and less of a bowling pin.

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    *retires*

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    how was my math? a little fuzzy?
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    *giggle*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Gah! Fish ruiner!! I suppose you eat it with...*deep breath*...tartar sauce, too. *shudder*
    As if! I use malt vinegar or cocktail sauce.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    eat scrod.
    SRSLY. Do this. I've been had scrod in Boston. It's a must do.

    But not deep fried. And no cocktail sauce. And no tartar sauce.

    You want deep fried, getcha some clams. Unless you have them on the half shell, which is even better bettah.

    And maybe lobstah. Probably lobstah. Lobstah for sure shuah.
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    I thought Cray retired...
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    i think that may is actually the beginning of the best lobstah eatin'.

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    that's not how I read that.


    at all.
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    that's because you are unpure.

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    No, you are!
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    well, no shit.
    that's why i wrote that filthy post to begin with.

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    And cheers ...have some beer and lunch and beer at cheers

    Then go see the prehistorical revelutionary history trails that all seem to start in the common

    And the go to cheers for some beer and scrod and beer

    And don't get the same taxi driver I had who couldn't find Paul Revere's house

    And then have some beer and a snack and beer at cheers

    And if you like thrill rides drive around Boston a little in your car (current title holder city for the nation's most discourteous drivers)

    And then go have beer ANYWHERE
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    And whatever you do, don't try to drive around the city yourself. You can't get there from here. Trust me on this. Plus the Bostononianers will sense an out-of-towner on their roads and they'll all move in for the kill.
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    The conversation went like this ...

    Can you take us to Paul Revere's House?

    Sure.

    ** family get in cab**

    **driver cuts off another car as he takes off, using one of my nine lives**

    Ok .. what the address?

    What do you mean?

    This guy's house I'm taking you to ..

    I don't know .. It's Paul Revere's house .. it's a famous tourist site.

    What's his address?

    How long have you been driving a cab in Boston?

    Don't ask questions. I have license.

    But you can't find Paul Revere's house?

    I take you to my cousin's house.

    I don't want to go to your cousin's house.

    His address I know. I don't know the house you want to go.

    err... Can you find the Boston Common.

    Yes.

    Take us there

    ** knows it walking distance on the freedom trail from there**

    **cab arrives at common by circuitous route ... I know"

    How much?

    18.55

    OK

    Why you counting out pennies?

    I've got to pay you.

    OK

    ** family gets out to begin walking to Paul Reveres house, following signs**

    Where ees my tip?

    **door closes**
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    I drove in Boston ... It's not that bad

    My younger daughter passed a note to her older sister

    "Why is Daddy swearing so much?"
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    Exactly.
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    Well, Himself slept much later than he intended. Do we go to Boston just in time for it to be dark outside, or do we just go catch a movie here? He had to go to the shop for about an hour before we can do anything at all. We won't be driving. We'll take the train. It's about 30-ish miles from here.


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    You should go to Salem. It's all witchy and shit.

    And it has a Wendy's.

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    LOL! Wendy's. There one o' those right up the street.


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