Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Carole said:

Oooh. That looks good. I wish Mr. Vagabond weren't sleeping. I'd make him take me out to get lunch.

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*makes sammich for Carole*

Here ya go.

Don't you guys ever hold still???

I was just in here and you've already moved a page!


[I hate autocorrect - it is damaging and deminishing my unique spelling ]

Silent Rob said:

Um, guys?

Did anybody notice how the new new girl doesn't seem to be Americanese?

Dooyoo think she's a Brit?

*crosses fingers*

*adjusts codpiece*

Wouldn't that be cool, Angie?

Now we are three!

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Uncross your fingers, silent one. I'm not British.
*pulls disgusted face meant to disguise raging curiosity* So... um, does codpiece mean what I think it does?
*gets distracted by former new girl's robot wifey behaviour in corner*
Oh no! So that's what "the CHAIR" does...

parumpdragon said:

Don't you guys ever hold still???

I was just in here and you've already moved a page!


[I hate autocorrect - it is damaging and deminishing my unique spelling ]

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Well...not completely...



The autocorrect on my phone corrects all my "its" to "it's" -- whether or not they're supposed to be that way. Drives me insane.

Awww!!! I am soooo cute!!!! SO cute!!!

So cute, so cute, so cute!!!!

*Dances*

Good one, cray.

That explains while I never saw an armadillo in working order as I drove accross the south from Texas to Florida (about an hours drive it seemed, once I got out of Texas which took about two weeks.) It seems to me that armadillos take road crossing lessons from possum rather than from chickens.

CassandraW said:

*makes sammich for Carole*

Here ya go.

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Oh, NOM!

parumpdragon said:

Don't you guys ever hold still???

I was just in here and you've already moved a page!


[I hate autocorrect - it is damaging and deminishing my unique spelling ]

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*Bounces*

KellyAssauer said:

Can you PM it to cray?

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*snerk*

me-a-monsteR said:

Uncross your fingers, silent one. I'm not British.
*pulls disgusted face meant to disguise raging curiosity* So... um, does codpiece mean what I think it does?
*gets distracted by former new girl's robot wifey behaviour in corner*
Oh no! So that's what "the CHAIR" does...

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Good GOD, please don't ask for a codpiece visual aid.

Haggis said:

Good one, cray.

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*double snerk*

Carole's looking up my dress !!

Haggis said:

Good one, cray.

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if it was Cray - then he has good taste.

PorterStarrByrd said:

Carole's looking up my dress !!

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Sorry, I just can't pull that off. Your avatars are freaking me out. LOL

If you remember ... (or in your case done the research) ... so do schmoos

PD looks familiar, but I can't quite place my finger on what she is. A bowling pin with whiskers?

nope, I am some sort of fluffy thing from tv way way back - and I cannot put my finger on it either. :/

PorterStarrByrd said:

If you remember ... (or in your case done the research) ... so do schmoos

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In my experience, nothing good can ever come from researching any forum, sub-forum, thread or even page. I jump back into the stream wherever I happen to be standing.

And then I hope for the best.

It's not always the wisest choice.

Try Dogpatch for the creation of the Shmoo that was a bowling pin with legs and, when eaten, tasted like anything you desired it to ... and they loved to be eaten.


err ... let's not go there cray

PD! You're a shmoo! It's perfect!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmoo

THat is perfect!!!

Silent Rob said:

Dooyoo think she's a Brit?

Wouldn't that be cool, Angie?

Now we are three!

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Ew. Gross. No.

*steals all the Muppet's u's*

CassandraW said:

Yes, Cray. It's true. I love you madly. Charge me, you fool.

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*gets toolbox*

*teehee....tool*

*tinkers with NG1's wiring*

*hides toolbox*

*teehee...tool*

*whistles innocently*

CassandraW said:

*smiles robotically*
*blinks glassy eyes*
*serves Cray cheese steak hoagy*

Of course not, dear. I wouldn't dream of it. Can I get you anything else? Or shall I get to my vacuuming?

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Crap. Wrong way.

*adjusts wiring again*

me-a-monsteR said:

Uncross your fingers, silent one. I'm not British.

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Oh, thank goodness. They make a vaccine for it now, though, so it wouldn't have been a total loss...

*arms and legs jerk spasmodically*
*lightening zaps out from eyes*

Wanna sandwich, Angie?

*grabs PD, slaps her into kummelweck bun. Layers NG2 on top of her. Adds cheese. Sticks resulting sandwich in microwave on high*

Huh. Wonder what happens when you put a battery in the microwave?

*seizes Cray, throws him in microwave*

Huh. Interesting.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Eeeee---gads!!!

It's only been 24 hours!! Just 24 hours!!!

Were the divorce papers signed???

Has Angie completely rewired Cass??

NG2 is returning?? (Looks like a found a good one!)

Have I been offered a book deal??

Tune in tomorrow to see if Angie rewires Cass and Cass will no longer be cray's girl. Will NG2 come back again? And... will HB sign?

I don't like being buttered and nuked, I'll thank you to think twice about it next time.