Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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Don't make me schmoo you, PD.

You really wouldn't like to look like Kelly's exploding armadillo.


Oh, Haggis.

Think about how awesome PD would look as an exploding armadillo. And she likes being schmooed. Maybe a little too much.

I've...I've never even seen an exploding armadillo. Won't you shmoo her for me? Remember how I brought that bottle of Lagavulin and cigar to a remote island for you?


ETA:

If you don't want to shmoo PD, how about Porter? His moobs are making me nauseous. I'm sure everyone would like to see Porter schmooed. :)
 

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i know, right?

i had no idea she had a thing for me.
 

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Um, guys?

Did anybody notice how the new new girl doesn't seem to be Americanese?

Dooyoo think she's a Brit?

*crosses fingers*

*adjusts codpiece*

Wouldn't that be cool, Angie?

Now we are three!
 

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

*cries*

*resigns self to own hideousness*


i know, right?

i had no idea she had a thing for me.

*sighs*

Like I have any say in the matter.

Yes, Cray. It's true. I love you madly. Charge me, you fool.
 

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*opens bottle of Lagavulin for Cray and lights his cigar*

Sammich, dearest?
 

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yes.
but none of those cucumber tea sammiches, k? those all for silent rob.
 

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yes.
but none of those cucumber tea sammiches, k? those all for silent rob.

*smiles robotically*
*blinks glassy eyes*
*serves Cray cheese steak hoagy*

Of course not, dear. I wouldn't dream of it. Can I get you anything else? Or shall I get to my vacuuming?
 

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Cucumber tea is gross.

totally. you should try parump's payote tea though.
delish.


*smiles robotically*
*blinks glassy eyes*
*serves Cray cheese steak hoagy*

Of course not, dear. I wouldn't dream of it. Can I get you anything else? Or shall I get to my vacuuming?


ahem. cheese steak hoagy? :Wha:

you just say 'cheese steak.' drop the hoagy.
and it's hoagie. gah!

i can't believe haggis gave me a gal who doesn't know all this stuff already!




haggis?

*jingles keys*

where are you!???
 
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totally. you should try parump's payote tea though.
delish.





ahem. cheese steak hoagy? :Wha:

you just say 'cheese steak.' drop the hoagy.
and it's hoagie. gah!

i can't believe haggis gave my a gal who doesn't know all this stuff already!




haggis?

*jingles keys*

where are you!???

Oooh! Spelling is fun. Let's start with peyote.
 

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totally. you should try parump's payote tea though.
delish.





ahem. cheese steak hoagy? :Wha:

you just say 'cheese steak.' drop the hoagy.
and it's hoagie. gah!

i can't believe haggis gave my a gal who doesn't know all this stuff already!




haggis?

*jingles keys*

where are you!???


*blinks glassy eyes*

I am sorry, dear. I was manufactured born in Buffalo. Buffalonians eat wings and beef on weck, not ... what did you call them? hog -ies?


ETA:

*irons Cray's new Bills sweatshirt*
*hums*
 

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After careful consideration and several re-readings of the above statement...

I've come to the conclusion that the two of you should get along fabulously.

:D

Oooh! Spelling is fun. Let's start with peyote.


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*blinks glassy eyes*

I am sorry, dear. I was manufactured born in Buffalo. Buffalonians eat wings and beef on weck, not ... what did you call them? hog -ies?


weck is spelled thusly --> kaiser.
 

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weck is spelled thusly --> kaiser.

Pffft. Like I'm going to trust your spelling. Even as a Stepford wife, I know better.


*puts caraway seeds and kosher salt on Cray's kaiser rolls*
*slathers horseradish on his roast beef*
*hums*
 

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*eats sammich herself*






Whoa. Did someone say this was a writer's forum?
Boy, am I in the wrong place.
 
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