Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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The Sandusky Bowling Championship finals.
 

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***wanders in...pulls shoes off of face...tosses Haggis' hashish into hookah...adds Grey Goose and chugs***

Cruella DeVille, Cruella DeVille...
She doesn't work there,
They'll soon wish she will!
She is a sweetheart, and I'll make you ill...
They'll wish for....
***bubblebubblechugchug***

Cruella DeVille!!!

Disney Music...if it annoys them...I can sing it FOREVER!

(seriously...someone keeps writing the stuff!)




To paraphrase Drew Barrymore...

'I'm Baaaaaaaaack'.

Oh..Look...it's Betty White's TV show!!!

***Drinks rest of liquor...eats rest of hashish***
 

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***wanders in...pulls shoes off of face...tosses Haggis' hashish into hookah...adds Grey Goose and chugs***

Cella DeVille, Cella DeVille...
She doesn't work there,
They'll soon wish she will!
She is a sweetheart, and I'll make you ill...
They'll wish for....
***bubblebubblechugchug***

Cella DeVille!!!
Oh, thank you, thank you....
You're too kind!

*cheesily laughs

*buffs nails

*buffs cheese
 

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VOGUE!
 

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Thanks, pd. I CALL that onE BLUE StEEl.
 

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Apropos to absolutely nothing in this thread, I was reminded of the honeymoon that Haggis and Cassie had - after the first wedding.

Haggis, being something of a romantic, hired a luxury yacht on which the happy couple would sail off into the sunset and cruise around the Caribbean islands. Unfortunately, no one checked the weather forecast and they duly sailed off into hurricane Ange (or was it hurricane Cella? I forget.)

Alas, their magnificent sailboat could not withstand the battery (hee) of 50ft waves and it was soon torn apart by the storm. Cassie managed to grab on to a life raft while Haggis clung to a life-preserver. The force of the storm blew them apart, Cassie into open water where she was soon rescued and Haggis to a small, uninhabited island where he survived for many months on coconuts, rainwater and whatever shellfish he could find within the reefs.

But Cassie was determined to find Haggis. She hired a powerboat and searched relentlessly until, at last, she spotted the doggie, waving his paws frantically on the tiny beach. Because of the reef, Cassie put on a wetsuit and swam the half-mile or so to the shore.

Their reunion was joyous. After a few minutes Cassie took a bottle of single malt from her thigh holster and poured Haggis a glassful. He was beside himself. Then, from the other holster, she withdrew a cigar and handed it to him. Haggis had kicked the habit, but what the heck - this was a special occasion, right? He lit up.

So there he was, whiskey in one paw and cigar in the other. Life couldn't get much better. Cassie narrowed her eyes. "Well, after all these months alone on this island," she began to unzip the wetsuit, "I guess you'd like to play around a little, eh?"

Haggis became so excited he almost spilled his whiskey. "Oh my dawg. Oh my dawg. Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too!"
 

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Apropos to absolutely nothing in this thread, I was reminded of the honeymoon that Haggis and Cassie had - after the first wedding.

Haggis, being something of a romantic, hired a luxury yacht on which the happy couple would sail off into the sunset and cruise around the Caribbean islands. Unfortunately, no one checked the weather forecast and they duly sailed off into hurricane Ange (or was it hurricane Cella? I forget.)

Alas, their magnificent sailboat could not withstand the battery (hee) of 50ft waves and it was soon torn apart by the storm. Cassie managed to grab on to a life raft while Haggis clung to a life-preserver. The force of the storm blew them apart, Cassie into open water where she was soon rescued and Haggis to a small, uninhabited island where he survived for many months on coconuts, rainwater and whatever shellfish he could find within the reefs.

But Cassie was determined to find Haggis. She hired a powerboat and searched relentlessly until, at last, she spotted the doggie, waving his paws frantically on the tiny beach. Because of the reef, Cassie put on a wetsuit and swam the half-mile or so to the shore.

Their reunion was joyous. After a few minutes Cassie took a bottle of single malt from her thigh holster and poured Haggis a glassful. He was beside himself. Then, from the other holster, she withdrew a cigar and handed it to him. Haggis had kicked the habit, but what the heck - this was a special occasion, right? He lit up.

So there he was, whiskey in one paw and cigar in the other. Life couldn't get much better. Cassie narrowed her eyes. "Well, after all these months alone on this island," she began to unzip the wetsuit, "I guess you'd like to play around a little, eh?"

Haggis became so excited he almost spilled his whiskey. "Oh my dawg. Oh my dawg. Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too!"

:roll:

A set of golf clubs?

I thought transvestites still only had one...club.
 

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Apropos to absolutely nothing in this thread, I was reminded of the honeymoon that Haggis and Cassie had - after the first wedding.

Haggis, being something of a romantic, hired a luxury yacht on which the happy couple would sail off into the sunset and cruise around the Caribbean islands. Unfortunately, no one checked the weather forecast and they duly sailed off into hurricane Ange (or was it hurricane Cella? I forget.)

Alas, their magnificent sailboat could not withstand the battery (hee) of 50ft waves and it was soon torn apart by the storm. Cassie managed to grab on to a life raft while Haggis clung to a life-preserver. The force of the storm blew them apart, Cassie into open water where she was soon rescued and Haggis to a small, uninhabited island where he survived for many months on coconuts, rainwater and whatever shellfish he could find within the reefs.

But Cassie was determined to find Haggis. She hired a powerboat and searched relentlessly until, at last, she spotted the doggie, waving his paws frantically on the tiny beach. Because of the reef, Cassie put on a wetsuit and swam the half-mile or so to the shore.

Their reunion was joyous. After a few minutes Cassie took a bottle of single malt from her thigh holster and poured Haggis a glassful. He was beside himself. Then, from the other holster, she withdrew a cigar and handed it to him. Haggis had kicked the habit, but what the heck - this was a special occasion, right? He lit up.

So there he was, whiskey in one paw and cigar in the other. Life couldn't get much better. Cassie narrowed her eyes. "Well, after all these months alone on this island," she began to unzip the wetsuit, "I guess you'd like to play around a little, eh?"

Haggis became so excited he almost spilled his whiskey. "Oh my dawg. Oh my dawg. Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too!"


:roll:
 

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TC was destined to be my bird, he's singing along to this . But I have to let him watch the video. Geez, I love this bird!!!!!!!
 

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Has he transformed yet, reg?
 

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Apropos to absolutely nothing in this thread, I was reminded of the honeymoon that Haggis and Cassie had - after the first wedding.

Haggis, being something of a romantic, hired a luxury yacht on which the happy couple would sail off into the sunset and cruise around the Caribbean islands. Unfortunately, no one checked the weather forecast and they duly sailed off into hurricane Ange (or was it hurricane Cella? I forget.)

Alas, their magnificent sailboat could not withstand the battery (hee) of 50ft waves and it was soon torn apart by the storm. Cassie managed to grab on to a life raft while Haggis clung to a life-preserver. The force of the storm blew them apart, Cassie into open water where she was soon rescued and Haggis to a small, uninhabited island where he survived for many months on coconuts, rainwater and whatever shellfish he could find within the reefs.

But Cassie was determined to find Haggis. She hired a powerboat and searched relentlessly until, at last, she spotted the doggie, waving his paws frantically on the tiny beach. Because of the reef, Cassie put on a wetsuit and swam the half-mile or so to the shore.

Their reunion was joyous. After a few minutes Cassie took a bottle of single malt from her thigh holster and poured Haggis a glassful. He was beside himself. Then, from the other holster, she withdrew a cigar and handed it to him. Haggis had kicked the habit, but what the heck - this was a special occasion, right? He lit up.

So there he was, whiskey in one paw and cigar in the other. Life couldn't get much better. Cassie narrowed her eyes. "Well, after all these months alone on this island," she began to unzip the wetsuit, "I guess you'd like to play around a little, eh?"

Haggis became so excited he almost spilled his whiskey. "Oh my dawg. Oh my dawg. Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too!"


You see? You see why I divorced him?

But he keeps reeling me back with his marvelous shmoos. :heart: How I love to watch him work.


ETA:

...speaking of which, darling -- Angie looks marvelous. Simply marvelous.
 

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Have you determined his allegiance yet, reg?

Well, given that he was gnawing on my shoe after I captured him, I'd say he's a total Con.
 
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