Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

It's hump day---y'all know what that means?

We get to post more manly men all over the cabbie.

Shall I begin?

CassandraW said:

Maybe if you weren't so dang mean to me I wouldn't remind Haggis to shmoo you.

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Cray, can I borrow your flipper-offer thingymajig?

Angie said:

Nuh-uh. You can't be Fred. KLM is Fred.

You can be Charlie, though.

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Yeah, back off, Chuck.
(I want angie as my personal trainer.)
*cues Rocky theme*

Silent Rob said:

Hi, Carole! I'm the voice of reason and sanity!

There's a simple answer to resolving this Fred quandary.

A deathmatch!

May the best Fred win!

*pumps kayleamay full of 'roids*

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Thanks, Ginger. But those aren't "roids". Those are candy buttons.

i don't know what you are talking about, klm?

Yeah, Fred, me neither.

If they're candy buttons, then how come your arms are so buff and zombie-like?

Seeing as there were no objections... I shall begin.




*wonders if SR just wanted his pic hangin in the cabbie*

That's not the only thing I've got hanging in the cabbie, if'n you know what I mean.

'roids?

cray said:

i don't know what you are talking about, klm?

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stoopit head

Silent Rob said:

Yeah, Fred, me neither.

If they're candy buttons, then how come your arms are so buff and zombie-like?

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I think it's because I'm undead. I'm not sure, though. I'll have to check with Haggis.

Silent Rob said:

That's not the only thing I've got hanging in the cabbie, if'n you know what I mean.

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Honeybug said:

'roids?

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I keep telling him there are sugeries for that.

Ugh.

*adjusts chaps*

*kisses guns*

*feels fabulous*

Repeating yourself is the first sign of senility.

Silent Rob said:

Ugh.

*adjusts chaps*

*kisses guns*

*feels fabulous*

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get your hands off'n me, you cad!

and too many 'roids!

Silent Rob said:

Hi, Carole! I'm the voice of reason and sanity!

There's a simple answer to resolving this Fred quandary.

A deathmatch!

May the best Fred win!

*pumps kayleamay full of 'roids*

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Hi, Rob. Unfortunately, I am disinclined to believe anyone is the voice of reason around here.

Signed, Clyde (The artist formerly known as Fred)

P.S. I see you trying to stack the deck against me. *narrows eyes*

kayleamay said:

I think it's because I'm undead. I'm not sure, though. I'll have to check with Haggis.

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It's because you are undead. Undead Rule!

carole, the other fred doesn't have a fabulous hat though.

cray said:

carole, the other fred doesn't have a fabulous hat though.

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There's ANOTHER Fred?

Note to self: Chewing oatmeal while wearing headphones with no music playing results in weird sounds.

Carole said:

There's ANOTHER Fred?

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I think Angie has a spider plant named Fred too. Maybe it's a poison ivy plant. I don't remember.

That's it. I'm officially Clyde. There's too many Freds to keep up with.

Haggis said:

It's because you are undead. Undead Rule!

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I'd high five you, but I seem to be missing some digits.

*paw bump*

kayleamay said:

I'd high five you, but I seem to be missing some digits.

*paw bump*

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Digits aren't all that important. Let's go out for some brains. Not gonna find any in this thread.

Haggis said:

Digits aren't all that important.

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tru dat!
*pip bump*

Silent Rob said:

Hi, Carole! I'm the voice of reason and sanity!

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Reason *choke* and *gasp* SANITY??

KellyAssauer said:

If I'm seeing Rob, with a girl, in a bar...

One of us is drunk.

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Must be the girl. Why else is she with Rob?

kayleamay said:

Cray, can I borrow your flipper-offer thingymajig?

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That's disgusting

Yeah, back off, Chuck.
(I want angie as my personal trainer.)
*cues Rocky theme*

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All right! Drop and give me twenty! No, not your fingers and toes! Come on, I want to see some push-ups! No, Rob, not bras -- and I don't want to know why you have fifteen push-up bras with you, either. KLM! Reattach your nose this INSTANT! All right, forget the push-ups (I said NOT NOW, Rob). Let's switch to running. You go take a few turns around the Cabaret and I'll just sit here and have some coffee.

Silent Rob said:

That's not the only thing I've got hanging in the cabbie, if'n you know what I mean.

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*reports post*

Haggis said:

I think Angie has a spider plant named Fred too. Maybe it's a poison ivy plant. I don't remember.

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He is a jade plant, and you've now offended him. Great. Way to go. Do you know what it's like, having to sit with an offended jade plant all day? *sigh*

Coolest Play Doh Creation Evah.

What it is?

Haggis said:

Digits aren't all that important. Let's go out for some brains. Not gonna find any in this thread.

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I know there are some in P&CE, but most of them are warped. I suppose they'll still taste like chicken though.