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    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Damn New Girl and her New Girl ideals.

    Maybe if you weren't so dang mean to me I wouldn't remind Haggis to shmoo you.
    Quote Originally Posted by robeiae
    Sometimes you're no fun at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    in truth, i think it was the salve that killed it.

    Thanks bunches, Batre.
    You really now how to ruin a good ol' fashion noose weaving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    What the...?%#!

    Who gets shmooed at 14035?


    I do look sort of badass like this. It makes me miss the ER. And I think I had that hair in 1988.
    That avi's off.

    Dontchoo have two left thumbs?

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Maybe if you weren't so dang mean to me I wouldn't remind Haggis to shmoo you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carole View Post
    I'm Fred.
    Nuh-uh. You can't be Fred. KLM is Fred.

    You can be Charlie, though.

    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Who gets shmooed at 14035?
    We make our own rules in the Cabaret.

    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Damn New Girl and her New Girl ideals.
    Yeah! New Girls these days. *shakes head sadly*

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Maybe if you weren't so dang mean to me I wouldn't remind Haggis to shmoo you.
    Liar.

    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie View Post
    That avi's off.

    Dontchoo have two left thumbs?
    Kay has always had two left thumbs. Little-known fact.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    How 'bout some ether? Carole's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Nuh-uh. You can't be Fred. KLM is Fred.

    You can be Charlie, though.

    But Fred is the only nickname I have ever had (another little-known fact)!

    How about Clyde? I could be Clyde. Of course Clyde is the name of the skull on the dashboard of the truck, but I could be his alter-ego.


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    Hi, Carole! I'm the voice of reason and sanity!

    There's a simple answer to resolving this Fred quandary.

    A deathmatch!

    May the best Fred win!

    *pumps kayleamay full of 'roids*

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    *wakes up outside in alley*
    *gets up and stumbles back in*
    Had the worst nightmare that my avi changed and I was suddenly without fur.
    *sees NG battle replaced by Fred battle*
    *heads out*
    Under construction until further notice.
    Thank you for your patience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by me-a-monsteR View Post
    *head's out*
    That's ok. Just go in Porter's 2x4. He'll never notice.

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    *squints over shoulder at Silent Rob*
    Oh God. I must still be drunk.
    Under construction until further notice.
    Thank you for your patience.

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... Gorgeous
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/


    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Before you start letting 'sandra badger you (again) think back to your first wedding with her ...

    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/


    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Cass ..
    Before you reignite those expectations you had of Haggis ... remember your second marriage (sort of) to him

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post


    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... Gorgeous

    dude, you're a filthy, disgusting mess.
    and your moobs are too pointy.


    no offense.

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    They're like madonna moobs, yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    dude, you're a filthy, disgusting mess.
    and your moobs are too pointy.


    no offense.

    None taken
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/


    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    They're like madonna moobs, yo.
    What the heck happened to you Rob????
    A cute little bug :

    Goodreads

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    What the heck happened to you Rob????

    huge guns, abs of steel, buns to die for and moobs that are not too pointy.....

    that's what happen to him.

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    Okay - so what happened to you then?
    A cute little bug :

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    nothing. i'm one of the normals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    What the heck happened to you Rob????
    'roids, pd.

    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    huge guns, abs of steel, buns to die for and moobs that are not too pointy.....

    that's what happen to him.
    See?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    They're like madonna moobs, yo.
    SRSLY, Porter, have you considered a moobectomy?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Or at least some under-wiring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    nothing. i'm one of the normals.



    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    'roids, pd. see?
    yes, whether I wanna to or not. :/

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    SRSLY, Porter, have you considered a moobectomy?


    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Or at least some under-wiring.
    my sentiments exactly!
    A cute little bug :

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    Mornin Peeps!!

    Alas, PD, our poor muppeh is under the influence!

    I BLAME PORTER

    But there is something to be said for those 'roids he's takin....

    If only the picture was a full shot, then we'd know for sure! The top half shot is only half effective.



    ETA: m-a-m!! You've survived!! Spledtacular!!


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    Nice to see you too
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