Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Looks like the new girl is having trouble with the old bat in the long black raggety dress.

It takes one to know one.

But I believe that this post ends my reign as New Girl. I'm now just one of the crowd, like Angie and Kayleamay.

*pulls darts out of thigh holster*

Pssst. Angie. KLM. Wanna do a little target practice with the New Girl? Or Porter? Or Cray?
 

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welcome, new girl.

Anything we can do make your stay more comfortable?


We look forward to your participation.
 

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I'm sorry. Did you say something, Cass? I was too distracted by Porter's avatar to listen.
 

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*puts shades on to protect eyes*

Did y'all let m-a-m escape again??

Do I have to be around for everything??

Y'all know I do my part in bringing those noobs over from the Pub!

*flits back to pub*
 

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Dear Haggis:

I fully understand your reasons for respecting Angie's memorial avie. But why, in the name of dawg, does KLM remain unshmooed? She passed 14,000. She needs shmooing. She wants shmooing. She's calling all her friends, begging to be shmooed.

Have a heart. Help her out. Do it for her. Do it for me. Do it for the Cabbie.

Blurve,
Cassandra


P.S. -- You let the new New Girl get sassy this afternoon without so much as threatening a shmoo. Yet you shmooed me on my very first day in the Cabbie. I don't think she's going to feel at home unless you shmoo her. Just my opinion. :)
 

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Dear Haggis:

I fully understand your reasons for respecting Angie's memorial avie. But why, in the name of dawg, does KLM remain unshmooed? She passed 14,000. She needs shmooing. She wants shmooing. She's calling all her friends, begging to be shmooed.

Have a heart. Help her out. Do it for her. Do it for me. Do it for the Cabbie.

Blurve,
Cassandra


P.S. -- You let the new New Girl get sassy this afternoon without so much as threatening a shmoo. Yet you shmooed me on my very first day in the Cabbie. I don't think she's going to feel at home unless you shmoo her. Just my opinion. :)
You make a good point about KLM. The New New Girl, however has been relatively well behaved, something you wouldn't understand. She has given me no good reason to schmoo her at all. Yet. Probably tomorrow though.

*looks through evil nurse pictures*
 

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Speaking of avatars, Porter? Yours is...different. I think I ought to have reg deal with that one.

And don't worry. The Zeeba ain't getting away scott free either. Her new persona is already on my desktop. Waiting. Patiently. :)
 

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You make a good point about KLM.

:hooray:

:popcorn:

The New New Girl, however has been relatively well behaved, something you wouldn't understand. She has given me no good reason to schmoo her at all. Yet. Probably tomorrow though.

Hmmm. You did see the post below, right?

*pops head in*
*sees new girl battle*
Hey, what's up with the girl attacking that teeny tiny puppy?
*takes closer look, sees pup is Haggis*
Nevermind. Attack away
.

(words m-a-m's; bolding mine)

In fact, I had only attacked you by mistake, and immediately desisted upon realizing you weren't a New Girl. But m-a-m -- if she wasn't encouraging me to continue attacking you, I don't know what she was doing. Thank dawg I didn't listen.


Speaking of avatars, Porter? Yours is...different. I think I ought to have reg deal with that one.

And don't worry. The Zeeba ain't getting away scott free either. Her new persona is already on my desktop. Waiting. Patiently. :)

:hooray: :hooray:
 
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Same Psychosis...different day.
I'm back
from outer space
I got stoned and then my friends glued shoes onto my face
I should have closed and locked the door
...never given RT the key
he drank all the Jameson
and left the Wild Turkey.....

***chugs booze...pukes in the soup du jour***




.......

Once I learn up on this new job here, I'll be able to leave work at a reasonable time.

(and annoy the f***...ahhh ummm Bejesus) out of you folks


In the meantime, rest assured that I am annoying my new co-workers by walking in and singing Disney songs!


...Bippy...

.......Boppity...

BOO!
 

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Um...no. Apparently I missed that.

*goes back to Google Images*


:hooray:


ETA:


*opens bottle of Lagavulin*
*pours glass for Haggis*

Jaycinth! Your timing is impeccable, as always. Just in time for the shmoofest. Can I pour you a drink?


EATA:

*gazes at KLM and m-a-m*

Haggis. Every day, in every way, I blurves you more and more. :kiss: Beautiful work. I'm lost in admiration.
 
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Carole

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I'm back
from outer space
I got stoned and then my friends glued shoes onto my face
I should have closed and locked the door
...never given RT the key
he drank all the Jameson
and left the Wild Turkey.....

***chugs booze...pukes in the soup du jour***




.......

Once I learn up on this new job here, I'll be able to leave work at a reasonable time.

(and annoy the f***...ahhh ummm Bejesus) out of you folks


In the meantime, rest assured that I am annoying my new co-workers by walking in and singing Disney songs!


...Bippy...

.......Boppity...

BOO!

Sa-WEET! JAY!

NOW it's a PARTY!
 

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......

Once I learn up on this new job here, I'll be able to leave work at a reasonable time.

(and annoy the f***...ahhh ummm Bejesus) out of you folks


In the meantime, rest assured that I am annoying my new co-workers by walking in and singing Disney songs!


...Bippy...

.......Boppity...

BOO!


ooooooo---hey Jay---I know that one!!

A sing-a-long!!

*tosses back goldschlager*



*clears throat*

Ooooooo---Magic-a-boo-la....

Hey!! Who turned off the mike??
 

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Why, thank you, Cassandra. I do take my work seriously here.

Evening, Jaycinth. Here's another one for you:

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are.
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you.

I know, I know. It's pretty staid. But after you've pounded down a couple of fifths of Wild Turkey it's a lot more fun.
 

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Evenin', H-Bug. Evenin' Ms. Carole.

Have a fifth of Captain.

One each, that is.

eta: and a fifth of goat milk for PD.
 

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Evenin', H-Bug. Evenin' Ms. Carole.

Have a fifth of Captain.

One each, that is.

Heh. I knew I liked you, puppy-face.

Also, I think we should start singing in rounds. I'll start:

Ooohhhhhh, aaaaaaa spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go dooooown, medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down in the most delightful way!


ETA: I'm trying to ignore the Wild Turkey comment. That particular bourbon and I have a very checkered past.
 

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Why Haggis---I didn't think ya cared!!

Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder--
It's the truth--
It's actual--
Everything is satisfactual--

Zippidy Do Da--- Zippidy Di De
My O My
What a wonderful day!!

*hits another goldslager*
 

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Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Dammit, Porter, stop staring at Annette's boobs!

That's my job.
 
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