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    This could develop into a serious problem y'all.

    Poor klm has been bitten by a ravenous spider. Injecting it's poisonous fangs into her boob! The swelling could literally get so bad that a third boob could form and....

    *calls guinness world records*

    *waits for swelling*

    This could get interesting!



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    This is seriously going to complicate bra shopping.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    But think of the money guinness will pay you---and haven't ya ever hear of going bra-less!!!

    *sets up fire pit for bra burning*


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    I've got a couple of spares that might do the job. Got 'em in Philadlphia, where they are fairly common.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    I've got a couple of spares that might do the job. Got 'em in Philadlphia, where they are fairly common.
    Those aren't bras, Porter. They're Philly cheese steak hoagies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    I think I have a spider bite...on my boob.

    If I'm not around much today it's because I'm staring at my boob and looking for symptoms of nectrotizing fasciitis.



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    No I had my mouth around cheese steaks and hoagies ... definitely not related to a triple barrel sling shot or its ammo. About the only thing they have in common is Philadelphia.

    Do I LOOK like I need one of those things?
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    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post

    Do I LOOK like I need one of those things?
    kinda
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    so,...are we going to do this examination or what, klm?



    if my research is correct, i should be in the office in my doctor outfit reading a chart.

    then you come in, tell me about your spider bite, bla bla bla bla,...

    and then i put the chart down and take off my glasses to begin the examination.
    there.
    in the office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    No I had my mouth around cheese steaks and hoagies ... definitely not related to a triple barrel sling shot or its ammo. About the only thing they have in common is Philadelphia.

    Do I LOOK like I need one of those things?
    You LOOK like what you need is to have your head held underwater for about half an hour.
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    Morning Haggis!
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    so,...are we going to do this examination or what, klm?



    if my research is correct, i should be in the office in my doctor outfit reading a chart.

    then you come in, tell me about your spider bite, bla bla bla bla,...

    and then i put the chart down and take off my glasses to begin the examination.
    there.
    in the office.
    Well, since you seem to know what you're doing...

    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't you read the information posted in the men's room?

    carole has been around, porter.
    i mean, like, way around.
    I'm so telling her you said that, and she's gonna do something to you. Or something.

    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Well, since you seem to know what you're doing...


    *blink*

    Oh, it's Tuesday again, is it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Well, since you seem to know what you're doing...

    Looks pretty normal.

    eta: I think one is bigger than the other, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Looks pretty normal.

    no. no,..haggis,...if you look really really closely you can see a mark above the boobs. on the left shoulder.
    yep. that must be the spider bite because otherwise everything looks normal.

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    Oh, yeah. I see what you mean. Silly me.

    But I still say one is bigger than the other.
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    I feel much better now.

    *puts muzzle on third boob*
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Oh, yeah. I see what you mean. Silly me.

    But I still say one is bigger than the other.
    Nah, it's just that the one in the middle is shaped differently. and has teeth. They're all about the same size, I think.
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    the new girl kilt the thead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    the new girl kilt the thead.

    DON'T.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    the new girl kilt the thead.
    The Old New Girl or the New New Girl?
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    NG1
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    klm is right. ng1.
    and let's don't hurt her feelings about it even though she killed this shit out of this thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    NG1
    Hey, guys. Something I've been wondering. I can't be the only person who's ever been new here, right? And I think you're sending me the clear message that it's impossible to get rid of the New Girl label. So here's my question -- why aren't there a dozen or so New Girls running around the place? Why am I not NG13 or 14?


    *finds stack of headless corpses wearing NG1 tshirts*

    *turns pale*

    *pulls sword out of thigh holster, looks around for NG2*


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    *spray paints 'ng2' on haggis*

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