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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    I godda tiyme. I godda tiyme. LAAaaaaaaassssssssssssssssaaaaaa tiyme. wuttideye gofur?
    Why the hell are you calling Lassie? We don't allow her around here since she turned down poor Haggis for a date that time...

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Pfffft. Come on -- you don't care!
    Well, I gotta pretend every now and then...
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    **Poiynz*(((

    Sheez pppfffffffttting agin! Sheez ffppppfftttttiiinnnnggg agen! Sheeeez alllwaiyz fpfpppfffffffiinnngg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    **Poiynz*(((

    Sheez pppfffffffttting agin! Sheez ffppppfftttttiiinnnnggg agen! Sheeeez alllwaiyz fpfpppfffffffiinnngg.
    Dear Ken:

    you need to stop typing like that or im gonna explode it's giving me a headache and if the New Girl's ppffffting is bothering you just use the air freshener it's the one marked quickwit it will cover up anything at all and if you make me write like this again I will hurt you because
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
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    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    IYMe nott LASsssiie!!! Whussmynaym, meybey SSlimshayty, sownz femmellyer.
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    *cracks editor whip*
    I love it when you talk dirty



    I'm pretty sure that makes too much sense to be what he really said.
    Probably right.


    You must be more clear around here.
    Probably right!


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    Of course I'm right.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    There's predatory malapropsters in the woods. . . .
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    Oh, that's just cray trying to peek in the windows again.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    Oh. I thought it was that hockey mask guy.
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    Same guy. Quickwit gave him the mask for Christmas last year.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra, who will NEVER live this down if I have anything to say about it
    At this point, cray, showering with you and qW sounds just fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella
    cray watches kids on Netflix.

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    *lifts an eyelid*
    *sitting in weird looking chair*
    *slides to floor* What happened?
    *rubs head* I ordered a drink, then got shown a horror... the boat guy's avi? Must have made me go into a trance.
    *shudders and scoots out before anyone notices*
    Under construction until further notice.
    Thank you for your patience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carole View Post

    Oh, hey. Lookit the time. I have an Enema to finish! eep!
    FIFY

    You too ?
    ... I try to get one every day
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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... like I need one
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Why the hell are you calling Lassie? We don't allow her around here since she turned down poor Haggis for a date that time...
    Haggis prefers guys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilroy Cullen View Post
    Haggis prefers guys?
    he (haggis) has expressed his love for him (lassie) more than once around here.



    not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    Lassie is a GGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL LLL!
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Like you'd know the difference ..
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    I think I am going to sick or confused or lose my mind because there might be two new new girls at once even though one has had a lot of posts and might have been here before so she would be the thing to solve my confusion about who the new girl is and if we need to call a carpenter to make a second chair of welcome because one new girl might not be finished before we need the one we have and the second might not feel welcome or might try to leave the premiceseseses or the caberet before she had a chance to be welcomed and it is nice that Kent is coming along so well that I can understand more of his posts now and I wonder if he might have been in my lattin class or my Greek class or my social class in this life or maybe in a previous one where I learned to rite like I do because
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
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    don't you read the information posted in the men's room?

    carole has been around, porter.
    i mean, like, way around.

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    jiminy cricket, kelly. haggis is like,.... *does calculations*

    *gives up*

    really really friggin' old. no. i'm talking really old. super old, even.
    he has to have been way around something, right?

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    I've been way around too but I only know because I took notes ... not sure if I wrote them or somebody did it for me ... then again maybe it's someone else's note book .. but I don't actually remember.


    does that count?
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    yep. it counts.


    and kelly wants to date you now.

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    WOW !!!!!!
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