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    *peaks around door*
    *takes in craziness akin to mass destruction*
    *shakes head*
    I'm not drunk enough for this.
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    Somebody----grab her!!!

    Cass---you're replacement is gettin away!!

    I'm sorry!! m.a.m---hey! Please come in! The others will be around to greet you shortly!! Can I get you somethin from the bar?

    *grabs walkie-talkie*

    *we got us a noob*

    *need back-up*




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    Looks like I got the New Girl Blog up just in time to avoid confusion, at least as to who the new girls is.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by me-a-monsteR View Post
    *peaks around door*
    *takes in craziness akin to mass destruction*
    *shakes head*
    I'm not drunk enough for this.

    It's amazing what hides or lurks in heads around here ...
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by me-a-monsteR View Post
    *peaks around door*
    *takes in craziness akin to mass destruction*
    *shakes head*
    I'm not drunk enough for this.
    Oh, no. You're not getting away that easily.

    *Pulls magic net gun out of thigh holster. Fires at me-a-monsteR*

    Damn! Missed her!

    Come back, me-a-monsteR! We're lovely people here! Really!

    *gets out duct tape and roofies, just in case*




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    *lifts brow at strange boat guy*
    *mutters to HB*
    Make it strong and double... other than that, surprise me
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    New new girl ...

    Time to quite hiding my glory behind flowers eh?
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Oh, no. You're not getting away that easily.

    *Pulls magic net gun out of thigh holster. Fires at me-a-monsteR*

    Damn! Missed her!

    Come back, me-a-monsteR! We're lovely people here! Really!

    *gets out duct tape and roofies, just in case*
    Calm down, trigger-happy. I'm staying for one drink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by me-a-monsteR View Post
    *lifts brow at strange boat guy*
    *mutters to HB*
    Make it strong and double... other than that, surprise me
    *stealthily cuff's m-a-m's ankle to the bar stool*

    Welcome! We have a large single malt selection, if you fancy that. But really, we have just about everything.




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    Pssst... HB... wasn't it three posts she had to make? Am I remembering that correctly? One drink should do it, right?


    ETA:

    ANGIE! CRAY! NINA! SOMEONE! QUICK -- GET THE CHAIR!




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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    New new girl ...

    Time to quite hiding my glory behind flowers eh?
    Oh God. Please don't. *eyes on HB* Alcohol soon:-P
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    looks like 'sandra's prayers have been answered


    Pour up a 2X4 for the new girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by me-a-monsteR View Post
    Oh God. Please don't. *eyes on HB* Alcohol soon:-P

    Why do I ALWAYS get that reaction ?
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    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    :-/ The horror! Cuffed to a stool while faced with... *checks out Porter's avi*
    *shudders in disgust?*
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    OK ... I can do better
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    Let me help you up m-a-m! All three feet of ya!

    *fills up glass for m-a-m*

    *slips happy pill in glass*

    These people are soooo silly. Pay them no attention.

    cray---Haggis -- THE CHAIR!!

    You still got 10!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    looks like 'sandra's prayers have been answered


    Pour up a 2X4 for the new girl
    We'll have to give them special names so we can tell them apart. I know! New Girl 1 will be Cass, and New Girl 2 will be m-a-m.
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    Ugggghhh---Porter, the objective is to welcome m-a-m... not scare her away!!!

    If she leaves, Cass has only you to blame!! You'll have to deal with her wrath, and whining, and complaining, and bitching. Shit, nevermind, you've seen her in her heels and nothin more. Guess you can handle it.

    *covers m-a-m's eyes*

    *covers my eyes*


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    8 posts and a drink! And she's seen Porter nude. People, we have a new New Girl.

    *slaps Honeybug*

    Porter has never seen me in heels and nothing else. Unfortunately, I've seen him. Took a whole bottle of brain bleach to get that image out of my head.

    Angie, where'd we put the chair?




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    I dunno. Cray keeps it hidden. The db.
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    Crap. Well, I have a couple tasers.

    *hands taser to Angie*

    *presses other taser to m-a-m's shoulder*




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    I do stand corrected---it was the cheerleading outfit and the fuck-me pumps! Ma' bad!

    *high fives Cass*

    I don't think it's official until the Keeper of the Chair has officially officialized the frying of the new girl. Officially!

    Not too worry, the happy pill may keep her preoccupied for up to 12 hours. Times a tickin though---hopefully the frying will commence before midnight!



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