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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    guacamole is easily adaptable.

    And salsa is futile.
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    And salsa is futile.

    totally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    guacamole is easily adaptable.
    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    And salsa is futile.
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    totally.
    How does pico de gallo fit into the equation?




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    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post

    I don't really know the first thing about anybody here, except for the one that counts: I liek you all!

    Aww, muppeh, so touching. But I have to ask---aren't ya spreading kitty germs when you lick us all??


    Dry, rough tongue... *cough* hairball *cough*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    Aww, muppeh, so touching.

    You'll never be able to make it stand up in court!

    And now, all your tex-mex condiments belong to us!

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    You're a British kitty in Jarmany. If we sent you our Mexican condiments, you'd just boil them and add sauerkraut.

    Nice work on the blog, Porter and Cass.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    You're a British kitty in Jarmany. If we sent you our Mexican condiments, you'd just boil them and add sauerkraut.

    Nice work on the blog, Porter and Cass.


    agreed. except the auther made a typo in line 6.


    otherwise, i liek it.

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    Teh author never make tpyos. Duh. You just raed it rong.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    my bad.

    was that bad form on my part to point that out?

    my bad (again).

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    bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post

    was that bad form on my part to point that out?

    S'okay, cray. We understand. You find points irresistable.



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    *stares at gails rack*



    what?

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    Well, that just proves my point. (.)(.)


    Oh, never mind....


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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *stares at gails rack*



    what?
    We will add your biological distinctiveness to our own.

    Super moobs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    my bad.

    was that bad form on my part to point that out?

    my bad (again).
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    bad.
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    *stares at gails rack*



    what?
    Oh no…


    This can only result in a SR fairy-winged beat down.


    I should help you hide.






    Also, nice job on the interview Porter and Cass
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    NO, Rob. NOOOOOOO!

    Not Tom again. NOOOO. Please!!!!!



    HEAD ASPLODE!


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    *checks out Porter's eye-catching blog advertisement*

    Cool, Porter! I'm not sure what possessed me when I chose that outfit, though. I mean, my gym hairstyle, my old cheerleading outfit, and my best pair of fuck-me pumps -- what was I thinking?



    ETA:

    Muppet. Don't you dare change out that adorable kitten for Sir Tom.

    *grabs adorable kitten and clutches him to her bosom*




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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    Oh no…


    This can only result in a SR fairy-winged beat down.

    Things have moved beyond that stage, Nina!

    Now it's death by speedo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *pushes Bob into the pool...turns off avatars*
    Why, why, WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

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    You were prolly thinkin Haggis would show up!!


    Nice blog you two!!


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    *suddenly realizes she's clutching Tom Jones to her bosom*

    *shrieks*

    *runs away to scrub herself with steel wool and bleach*




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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post

    *runs away to scrub herself with steel wool and bleach*
    That's not steel wool and bleach. It's chest hair and baby oil.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Would look sooooo much better if he had his cute lil muppeh face!!


    NINA---a little help on the muppeh!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    That's not steel wool and bleach. It's chest hair and baby oil.
    *shrieks*

    *plunges into vat of acid*




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