Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Screw dinner



Cella's here!

parumpdragon said:

Hi Cella - I thought you were staying away

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That was the idea, wasn't it...

NinaK said:

Screw dinner

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I'm doing unmentionable things to the chicken as we speak...

Jaycinth said:

***opens up second tanker truck of Grey Goose, dumps Smirnoff in the river, watches the flames, gets marshmallows***

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#Roasts qW on a stick#

Cella said:

That was the idea, wasn't it...

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You little addict you.

Jaycinth said:

***opens up second tanker truck of Grey Goose, dumps Smirnoff in the river, watches the flames, gets marshmallows***

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Top shelf flaming screwdrivers for dinner, brilliant!

Cella said:

I'm doing unmentionable things to the chicken as we speak...

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Don't ask, don't tell.

cray said:

tot?

two things, you just wait around so you can post first on each page, don't you?

secondly, i did not write shit.
someone is trying to sabotage (pronounced 'sab-a-taadge' like cap'n kirk does) me.

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It's just natural that I'm on top. No need to wait.

No, you wrote shit...and I can't believe you let Cap'n Kirk do you?

Cella said:

I forgot something...

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Don't check the washroom, Cella. Don't do it.

Psstt....are you back? I won't tell anyone.

quickWit said:

You've been peeking at my sad, sad journal, haven't you?

that makes me sad.

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We all looked at your journal! We couldn't believe you wrote...

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I like to touch myself.

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on every page. But don't worry, we didn't rip any of the pages when we unstuck them, and we dipped our hands in bleach afterward.

Cella said:

You mean at the sleepover?

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Must you put thoughts in their head...on the other hand, maybe they should have something in their head.

Jaycinth said:

***opens up second tanker truck of Grey Goose, dumps Smirnoff in the river, watches the flames, gets marshmallows***

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***carries over a few coolers filled with Leinenkugel and bratwursts***

parumpdragon said:

Hi Cella - I thought you were staying away

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You sound disappointed, Parump.

Cella said:

That was the idea, wasn't it...

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Well, we're women and we have the right to change our minds.

Don't you go twistin my words too. I missed Cella - I just thought we would have a Cella drought like last time.

parumpdragon said:

You little addict you.

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Hi Pot, I'm kettle.

TrainofThought said:

Don't check the washroom, Cella. Don't do it.

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there's a whole room?!

Sorry about the hall, everyone...

tot said:

Psstt....are you back? I won't tell anyone.

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I'm not really sure where I am, really...


Haggis, where are we?

tot said:

We all looked at your journal! We couldn't believe you wrote...

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what did he write about me!? Was I in there? Was I?

Must you put thoughts in their head...on the other hand, maybe they should have something in their head.

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parumpdragon said:

I just thought we would have a Cella drought

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Can I not get drinks here anymore, or what?!

Cella said:

Hi Pot, I'm kettle.

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Can I not get drinks here anymore, or what?!

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Hello Pot - nice ta meet cha. But you look a lot like Cella.

As for the drinks - word twister. I told you, it's the wrong way to go *tisks*

parumpdragon said:

Hello Pot - nice ta meet cha. But you look a lot like Cella.

As for the drinks - word twister. I told you, it's the wrong way to go *tisks*

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Ummm... No, you're po--

Never mind...

Anyway, is a Word Twister like a Screwdriver?

Cuz I've never had that either...

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Cella said:

Haggis, where are we?

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Tierra del Fuego.

Cella said:

Ummm... No, you're po--

Never mind...

Anyway, is a Word Twister like a Screwdriver?

Cuz I've never had that either...

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Nope. It means you manipulate my words.

Haggis said:

Tierra del Fuego.

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*takes all the good seats at the pool bar*

regdog said:

How come Cella has reached a milestone number and is still herself?

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It doesn't seem right, does it?

As long as someone is roasting qW, does that mean his feet will be available for making someone unlucky on the 13th?

Hello

Gilroy Cullen said:

As long as someone is roasting qW, does that mean his feet will be available for making someone unlucky on the 13th?

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I don't know how it works with myxomatosis. You prolly have to just incinerate everything.

mmm, mimosas.

I'll myx you one write up.

Get you head out of the gutter Cray, and other things.

THose are Cella's mosas - not yours.

There are mimosas in the gutter now?

*strips off*

*dives into the gutter*

*swims laps*