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    I'm on the phone. kayleamay's Avatar
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    It's about time this thread had a fitting title.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    I'm on the phone. kayleamay's Avatar
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    That's because I am one with the Swestie. I lurve her wrong time.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    WTF????? Where am I?!?!?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    It's an assignment. An assignment about putters. Can't you see that?
    OH YEAH. LIKE THAT ASSIGNMENT ABOUT BOWLING LAST WEEK THAT PREVENTED YOU FROM WATCHING THE KIDS ON MY BINGO NIGHT. AND THAT ASSIGNMENT ABOUT STRIPPERS THE WEEK BEFORE THAT MADE YOU MISS DINNER AT MY MOTHER'S. YOU MUST THINK I'M SOME KIND OF IDIOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    *reports Haggis for incorrect putter usage*
    *reports Cass for substandard founce*
    *reports Porter...just 'cus*
    *reports Rob for misleading reppie*
    *reports Rob again for misleading avatar*
    *reports Angie for not be around to stop me from reporting everyone*
    *reports Nina because her photoshop skills are a threat to civilization*
    *reports Kelly for joining AW before it even existed*
    *reports HB for moving the shit jar*
    *reports Cray because it's all his fault*
    *reports Gilroy because I haven't had a doughnut in over a week*
    *reports Kenthepen for requesting bosom pie*
    *report Cray again because I hate that Neti Pot reppie*
    *reports Parump for being too colorful*




    I think that about does it for now. I'll come back when I think of more.

    *arrests KLM under Arizona law for using an Electronic Device to be annoying and harassing*


    ETA:

    *reports Gail for frivolous whining*



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    practical experience, FTW kenthepen's Avatar
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    I'm on the phone. kayleamay's Avatar
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    *reports Gail for snotting on the floor*
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Ooh, that stings. Angie's Avatar
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    Has everyone seen the CW update?


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    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    pfft CassandraW's Avatar
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    I saw.

    It's nice that CW's daughter saw the tribute thread. I'm sure it was a comfort to know her mom was loved and valued here. Maybe Larissa even got a chance to mention it to CW -- I'm sure she would have loved it.



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    Just saw it.

    And I believe you are right Cass. I know she is taking at least a small amount of comfort from her mom's thread.

    She will be missed.


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    CW and now Woof's passing has reminded me why so many of us have been active members here for so long and why so many new girls are gearing up for the same (welcome, haggis).

    It's not because we're loosers, but because we're friends.

    I don't really know the first thing about anybody here, except for the one that counts: I liek you all!

    But in a cool way.

    And if anybody ever mentions this again, I'll beat you with my unbearably cute fairy wings.
    Last edited by Silent Rob; 04-30-2012 at 12:07 PM.

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    Your public display of support and affection sickens me, reg.

    *sniffle*

    back atcha, homes

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    All these tears makes me wish I'd joined sooner, so I could know more about the person we've lost...
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    Length doesn't matter here, Gilroy Cullen.

    Tee hee!

    The important thing is that you've been assimilated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    CW and now Woof's passing has reminded me why so many of us have been active members here for so long and why so many new girls are gearing up for the same (welcome, haggis).

    It's not because we're loosers, but because we're friends.

    I don't really know the first thing about anybody here, except for the one that counts: I liek you all!

    But in a cool way.

    And if anybody ever mentions this again, I'll beat you with my unbearably cute fairy wings.



    *sniff*



    what?



    ouh, nouthing. there's just soumething in my eye.




    *sniff*


    well said, you jammy muppet.

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    No I do not want to be king Gilroy Cullen's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    The important thing is that you've been assimilated.
    They kept telling me resistance was useless. I didn't believe...
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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

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    we are the aw. lower your shields and surrender your ships.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    we are the aw. lower your shields and surrender your ships.
    And bring guacamole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    And bring guacamole.
    your guacamole will adapt to service us.

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    that just sounds wrong, and I read it wrong!
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    guacamole is easily adaptable.

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