Not a single one of you welcomed me when I was a nOOb.
Buncha ingrates.
I was a mere child when you joined---I could barely reach the keyboard!!!
I have no excuses for anyone else! They are on their own!
Not a single one of you welcomed me when I was a nOOb.
Buncha ingrates.
I was a mere child when you joined---I could barely reach the keyboard!!!
I have no excuses for anyone else! They are on their own!
Well, it can hardly be OUR fault that we all weren't around to ride dinosaurs across the boards like Haggis, can it?
I was busy hiding from a velociraptor.
but my mom said I could be anyone I wanted to be when I grew up!
but my mom said I could be anyone I wanted to be when I grew up!
She's lookin for Haggis's's's's intro thread---makin sure she welcomed him.
What do you say, guys? Should we welcome Haggis? http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20582
I'm an old guy, but obviously a new guy here. I'm hoping I can actually get at least one thing published (other than in trade journals, which I have done, and which are totally boring) before I croak. 'Course, I probably have to submit something first...
I do short stories (stop laughing) and occasionally song parodies, similar to the Capital Steps, but not nearly as good. Sometimes I'll do horror' other times I'll do humor. Actually, I always try to do humor, even in horror stuff.
I've lurked here for a bit and find this site stimulating. I encourage everyone to beat the begezus out of anything I write here. I've still got lots to learn.
Haggis
I'm an old guy, but obviously a new guy here. I'm hoping I can actually get at least one thing published (other than in trade journals, which I have done, and which are totally boring) before I croak. 'Course, I probably have to submit something first...
I do short stories (stop laughing) and occasionally song parodies, similar to the Capital Steps, but not nearly as good. Sometimes I'll do horror' other times I'll do humor. Actually, I always try to do humor, even in horror stuff.
I've lurked here for a bit and find this site stimulating. I encourage everyone to beat the begezus out of anything I write here. I've still got lots to learn.
Haggis
You're a fisherman. I'm a fisherman. You're a successful writer. I'm a fisherman. But I've never heard myself described as normal. Are you sure you're normal?
I couldn't help myself.
KLM---stay the f*** out of it!! Shit-stirrer!!
Thank you. Thank you, whoever shmooed Porter. Thank you for turning him from whatever it is he was into a pretty flower. It was a beautiful thing to do and I'll always remember it. Gestures like that make the AW community what it is.