Read books by AWers!

 

 

 

 

 

Welcome to the AbsoluteWrite Water Cooler! Please read The Newbie Guide To Absolute Write

Thread: Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

  1. #14301
    practical experience, FTW kenthepen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    gang aft agley
    Posts
    9,325
    Are you sure it's not leftover Easter egg dye?
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

  2. #14302
    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Moose Creek, Maine
    Posts
    29,697
    If Qw had a part in 'making' those easter eggs it's probably for the best if they dyed.
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/

    http://absolutelyunofficialpac12spor....blogspot.com/



    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

  3. #14303
    Cassie McCassface CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    21,046
    MUPPET! MUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPET!

    Get your shapely bottom back to the cabbie and take what's comin' to ya!

    MUUUUUPPPPPPEEEEEEETTTTTT!



    You can't stay at 29,999 posts forever, you know.






    or... or... can you?



    Maybe Muppeh's never, ever coming back?


  4. #14304
    Would somebody please bell the cat? SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    North of the dasies for now.
    Posts
    54,232
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    MUPPET! MUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPET!

    Get your shapely bottom back to the cabbie and take what's comin' to ya!

    MUUUUUPPPPPPEEEEEEETTTTTT!



    You can't stay at 29,999 posts forever, you know.






    or... or... can you?



    Maybe Muppeh's never, ever coming back?

    I could always go find some post he's deleted and reopen it.
    Quote Originally Posted by MacAllister View Post
    Rob, you are officially Haggis' slave now.
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  5. #14305
    Cassie McCassface CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    21,046
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I could always go find some post he's deleted and reopen it.

  6. #14306
    Would somebody please bell the cat? SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    North of the dasies for now.
    Posts
    54,232
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    But that would be a lot of work and probably unethical.
    Quote Originally Posted by MacAllister View Post
    Rob, you are officially Haggis' slave now.
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  7. #14307
    Cassie McCassface CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    21,046
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    But that would be a lot of work and probably unethical.

  8. #14308
    Would somebody please bell the cat? SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    North of the dasies for now.
    Posts
    54,232
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Although it might be worth it anyhow.
    Quote Originally Posted by MacAllister View Post
    Rob, you are officially Haggis' slave now.
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  9. #14309
    earthing.. swachski's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    2nd story..
    Posts
    29,551
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    What do you say, gang? Porter's avvy is getting to be more than I can bear. It's already more than he can bare.

    Can't you just throw a burlap bag over the whole thing?




    Maybe the muppeh is afraid he'll self destruct with his next post.

    On third thought, nevermind, he did that a LONG time ago...
    .
    .
    .



    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

  10. #14310
    Cassie McCassface CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    21,046
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Although it might be worth it anyhow.



    Allow me to rephrase:





  11. #14311
    practical experience, FTW kenthepen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    gang aft agley
    Posts
    9,325
    No fair, dragging out THE Cassandra Wilson.
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

  12. #14312
    Working my way up! Honeybug's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    LaLa Land
    Posts
    3,147
    *gives Cass a happy pill*

    That should calm her down until the muppeh makes his


    30,000 th

    post!!


    ETA: Cass---I think someone just referred to you as a drag queen.

    ^^^ *points*


    http://honeyboudreaux.weebly.com/

    There are people who live in a dream world,
    There are people who live in reality,
    Then, there are those who turn one into the other.

  13. #14313
    Minding your P's and Q's. GailD's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Johannesburg, South Africa
    Posts
    9,494
    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post

    ^^^ *points*

    Points (.)(.)?

    Quote Originally Posted by William Haskins View Post
    i've adored you from a distance for years, gail.
    Struik Lifestyle (an imprint of Penguin Random House SA) Available in June 2015 www.bullyproofbook.co.za

  14. #14314
    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Moose Creek, Maine
    Posts
    29,697
    Good points, Gail
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/

    http://absolutelyunofficialpac12spor....blogspot.com/



    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

  15. #14315
    nurturing tomorrows criminals today PorterStarrByrd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Moose Creek, Maine
    Posts
    29,697



    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... Chili
    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/

    http://absolutelyunofficialpac12spor....blogspot.com/



    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

  16. #14316
    Kreon Prowl and Skywarp AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    I don't want to know what Skywarp did.
    Posts
    47,010
    Congrats on 30,000, muppet
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

  17. #14317
    Riff-Raff Silent Rob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    45,331
    Thanks, reg.

    *chest bump*

    So this must be where I get the keys to the secret liquor store!

    I mean, I'm not a newbie anymore!

    And I've been carrying haggis around in a basket for the last 1,000 posts or so and that's got to count for something!

    *clamps cigar between teeth*

    *lights self on fire*


    ETA: And look! I'm unbearably cute!

    *sets self on fire again*

  18. #14318
    Would somebody please bell the cat? SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    North of the dasies for now.
    Posts
    54,232
    *fans the flames*
    Quote Originally Posted by MacAllister View Post
    Rob, you are officially Haggis' slave now.
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  19. #14319
    I'm on the phone. kayleamay's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Vantucky, WA
    Posts
    15,145
    So, yesterday my daughter came home to school and said, "I have to go to prom." (For those of you who don't know, she has Down's Syndrome and her speech is limited.) I asked her when prom was and she said, "Tonight. Have to go. I'm queen." I asked her where and at what time and she just shrugged. So, I used my Google-fu and found out that it was, indeed, prom night and we had about an hour and a half to prepare.

    Somehow, we pulled it off. An hour after we got there, she received her crown. She was on cloud nine. (Not just because of the crown, but because a very popular boy who was there to assist the Life Skills students by encouraging them to interact and dance spent the entire dance with her. She crushed pretty hard.)

    So, here is my five minutes of Mommy Bragging.


    KP_Prom_2012 by kayleamay, on Flickr
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

  20. #14320
    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    So, yesterday my daughter came home to school and said, "I have to go to prom." (For those of you who don't know, she has Down's Syndrome and her speech is limited.) I asked her when prom was and she said, "Tonight. Have to go. I'm queen." I asked her where and at what time and she just shrugged. So, I used my Google-fu and found out that it was, indeed, prom night and we had about an hour and a half to prepare.

    Somehow, we pulled it off. An hour after we got there, she received her crown. She was on cloud nine. (Not just because of the crown, but because a very popular boy who was there to assist the Life Skills students by encouraging them to interact and dance spent the entire dance with her. She crushed pretty hard.)

    So, here is my five minutes of Mommy Bragging.


    KP_Prom_2012 by kayleamay, on Flickr
    Awwwwww!

    *melts*
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

  21. #14321
    Cassie McCassface CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    21,046
    Oh, you're just the cutest, wootest little thing, Muppet! Welcome back! I missed you soooooooo much, you little fluffer nutter! And now -- ooh, you're
    Just.
    So.
    Adorable.

    *cuddles tiny kitten against her ample cleavage*


    On another topic -- Haggis? Reg? Won't one of you pleeeeeeeze shmoo Porter? I...I just can't look at that avie any more. And now he's in my PMs, too. I'm terrified to go down to my laundry room, for fear I'll find him there.

    Please? Do something? For me? For all of us?

  22. #14322
    Would somebody please bell the cat? SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    North of the dasies for now.
    Posts
    54,232
    How cool is that? It looks like she was having a blast.
    Quote Originally Posted by MacAllister View Post
    Rob, you are officially Haggis' slave now.
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  23. #14323
    Cassie McCassface CassandraW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    unlisted
    Posts
    21,046
    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    So, yesterday my daughter came home to school and said, "I have to go to prom." (For those of you who don't know, she has Down's Syndrome and her speech is limited.) I asked her when prom was and she said, "Tonight. Have to go. I'm queen." I asked her where and at what time and she just shrugged. So, I used my Google-fu and found out that it was, indeed, prom night and we had about an hour and a half to prepare.

    Somehow, we pulled it off. An hour after we got there, she received her crown. She was on cloud nine. (Not just because of the crown, but because a very popular boy who was there to assist the Life Skills students by encouraging them to interact and dance spent the entire dance with her. She crushed pretty hard.)

    So, here is my five minutes of Mommy Bragging.


    KP_Prom_2012 by kayleamay, on Flickr
    KLM, that is such an awesome story! Made my day.

    ETA: You helped her pull off such a great look in an hour and a half? I vote you Mom of the Century! She looks fantastic and so happy!

  24. #14324
    I'm on the phone. kayleamay's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Vantucky, WA
    Posts
    15,145
    It was a pretty awesome night for her. I don't think her morning will be as fun, though. I'll be spending the next hour trying to get the tiara she slept in out of her hair without using scissors.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

  25. #14325
    Riff-Raff Silent Rob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    45,331
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *fans the flames*
    Yo, dawg. Wanna go to the gym?

    I've got 'roids!

    (and I don't mean no haemorrhoids, if'n you catch my drift!)

    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    So, yesterday my daughter came home to school and said, "I have to go to prom." (For those of you who don't know, she has Down's Syndrome and her speech is limited.) I asked her when prom was and she said, "Tonight. Have to go. I'm queen." I asked her where and at what time and she just shrugged. So, I used my Google-fu and found out that it was, indeed, prom night and we had about an hour and a half to prepare.

    Somehow, we pulled it off. An hour after we got there, she received her crown. She was on cloud nine. (Not just because of the crown, but because a very popular boy who was there to assist the Life Skills students by encouraging them to interact and dance spent the entire dance with her. She crushed pretty hard.)

    So, here is my five minutes of Mommy Bragging.


    KP_Prom_2012 by kayleamay, on Flickr
    That's brilliant, Fred! And she looks even purtier than I did when I was queen!

    Seriously, that's an awesome photo.

    But make sure that dude knows the no funny business rule, m'kay?

    It wouldn't take too long for uncle vito to get to him.

Page 573 of 1039 FirstFirst ... 73323473498523548563567568569570571572573574575576577578579583598623648673823 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Custom Search