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    What's he gonna grab back there?


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    So if muppets gots furry palms, dez thet meen. . . . . .?
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    Nice, I've been away for a month editing and when I finally get to come back, I have read about the muppet and fuzzy palms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    the arm behind his back is longer.
    So he can scratch his ass. Great, Nina! Always looking out for us wommenz in da cabby. Fo Shizzle, my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post


    What's he gonna grab back there?

    He keeps one hand exclusively for polishing his pip. The other is for polishing the rest of him. Nina likes him shiny.


    ETA:

    *briefly wonders about Cray's palms*
    *uses brain bleach*

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    Hey ToT,


    knew you'd get in 1.



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    Quote Originally Posted by kenthepen View Post
    So if muppets gots furry palms, dez thet meen. . . . . .?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrainofThought View Post
    So he can scratch his ass.



    *scratches haggis*

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    Okay---I just can't keep this in any longer!

    I think my poor child (D#5) is way too blonde!!

    Srsly---I'm truly concerned!

    We were sittin around last night and D#4 had a band friend over.

    He tells D#4: I just got back from school. We had to perform for some tourist this afternoon.

    D#5: Tourist??? Why would you perform for them?? Don't they kill people!!

    D#4, band friend, me:

    Me: That's terrorist---not tourist!!

    D#5: Oh... I knew that!

    D#4: Mom, I really think she needs help!


    Okay, maybe ya had to be there---but I still worry about her!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    Okay---I just can't keep this in any longer!

    I think my poor child (D#5) is way too blonde!!

    Srsly---I'm truly concerned!

    We were sittin around last night and D#4 had a band friend over.

    He tells D#4: I just got back from school. We had to perform for some tourist this afternoon.

    D#5: Tourist??? Why would you perform for them?? Don't they kill people!!

    D#4, band friend, me:

    Me: That's terrorist---not tourist!!

    D#5: Oh... I knew that!

    D#4: Mom, I really think she needs help!


    Okay, maybe ya had to be there---but I still worry about her!!
    Yeah, she totally has it backward. Here in NYC, we kill the tourists, not vice versa.

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    She'd prolly fit right in over there!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    What do you say, gang? Porter's avvy is getting to be more than I can bear. It's already more than he can bare.

    Shmoo, Haggis! Shmoo! For the love of dawg, shmoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Shmoo, Haggis! Shmoo! For the love of dawg, shmoo!
    Sorry, Luv. Out of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Sorry, Luv. Out of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    fit right in Tee Hee

    Porter--that's disgusting...



    And put a shirt on, yo!

    Before ya blind somebody!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    What do you say, gang? Porter's avvy is getting to be more than I can bear. It's already more than he can bare.

    You're my HERO!!!

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