Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Even though she seems to be a slow learner I think the new girl has her heart is the right, just a little to the left of center behind the ribs.

Cell, on the other hand ... may have two or three stolen ones

and Nina and Lady Jay ... They keep theirs in the freezer, don't they?

Mine of course is so big it takes up a whole chest.


It's an overpriced optional mod for Chihuahuas.
 

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?





You still want to know?





Still want to know?







Still curious?








Still want to know?








Okay, I'll tell you...









Look in your reps.
 

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my reps say: LOL Dork
 

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I have two brains?!



is it obvious?

Okay. We can call them "brains" if you'd like. :)

I'll be more than happy to explain. Privately. If you'll just come into this dark corner with me...

You know, I didn't manage to live long enough to be undead by buying into that old pickup line.
 

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Cella, Cassandra and Kay walk into a bar. Cassandra tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast: "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.

Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up" and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender says: "I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"

Cella explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had '2-4 years' written on the box but we finished it in only 51 days!"

ETA: Reclines back with a Mojito in hand.
 

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Okay. We can call them "brains" if you'd like. :)



You know, I didn't manage to live long enough to be undead by buying into that old pickup line.


Oh?

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I'll restate the question, then.

If you'll just come into this dark corner with me...
 

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Cella, Cassandra and Kay walk into a bar. Cassandra tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast: "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.

Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up" and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender says: "I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"

Cella explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had '2-4 years' written on the box but we finished it in only 51 days!"

ETA: Reclines back with a Mojito in hand.
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Oh?

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I'll restate the question, then.

If you'll just come into this dark corner with me...
Well, see, you didn't get that specific earlier. :e2brows:
 

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Cella, Cassandra and Kay walk into a bar. Cassandra tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast: "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.

Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up" and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender says: "I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"

Cella explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had '2-4 years' written on the box but we finished it in only 51 days!"

ETA: Reclines back with a Mojito in hand.


Haggis loves me for my superior brains.


Well, see, you didn't get that specific earlier. :e2brows:


See?
 

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Ahhh, Haggis! I see you've taken my advice to workout!

Although I don't think you'll need the sweats while you're in the corner.

Gotta say---lookin buff!!

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pfft. Peace and quiet.

Muahahahaa!!!

Thread crash! BAM!
 

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"thread crash" sounds so...ineffective...

Now, you could prolly do some damage with yarn.
 

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*crashes into thread*

So I noticed none of you fair weather friends defended me earlier when that meanie Haskins guy came into the Cabaret and started yelling at me. There I was, crying and cowering under his sarcasm and his cuss words, and not one of you lifted so much as a finger to help. Whatever happened to Cabbie loyalty? Whatever happened to all for one and one for all? Whatever happened to sticking up for the small and helpless New Girl?

Well? Do you have anything to say for yourselves? Huh? Do ya?
 

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*hiccups*

am NOT.

*hiccups*

I luuuuuurves you guys. No, seriously, you're like the bestest friends a girl could have.
 

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You showed 'em Cass, you really did. Now go lay down on the couch next to that bucket.


Wait... are you embracing your New Girl status all of a sudden?? *flags post #14618 for future use...*
 

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You showed 'em Cass, you really did. Now go lay down on the couch next to that bucket.

*hugs swachski, nearly knocking her over in the process*

I did show him, dint I. He wont

*hic*

wont coming aroun here again, no sir. Cause yer the best friends

*hic*

the best friens a girl everrr everrrr had.



I luuuuuurves you.

*passes out on couch*
 
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