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    Even though she seems to be a slow learner I think the new girl has her heart is the right, just a little to the left of center behind the ribs.

    Cell, on the other hand ... may have two or three stolen ones

    and Nina and Lady Jay ... They keep theirs in the freezer, don't they?

    Mine of course is so big it takes up a whole chest.


    It's an overpriced optional mod for Chihuahuas.
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    How does a man show he's planning for the future?





    You still want to know?





    Still want to know?







    Still curious?








    Still want to know?








    Okay, I'll tell you...









    Look in your reps.

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    my reps say: LOL Dork
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    my reps say: LOL Dork
    That was for something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I have two brains?!



    is it obvious?
    Okay. We can call them "brains" if you'd like.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    I'll be more than happy to explain. Privately. If you'll just come into this dark corner with me...
    You know, I didn't manage to live long enough to be undead by buying into that old pickup line.
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    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    Cella, Cassandra and Kay walk into a bar. Cassandra tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast: "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.

    Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up" and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

    The bartender says: "I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"

    Cella explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had '2-4 years' written on the box but we finished it in only 51 days!"

    ETA: Reclines back with a Mojito in hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Okay. We can call them "brains" if you'd like.



    You know, I didn't manage to live long enough to be undead by buying into that old pickup line.

    Oh?



    I'll restate the question, then.

    If you'll just come into this dark corner with me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Okay. We can call them "brains" if you'd like.



    You know, I didn't manage to live long enough to be undead by buying into that old pickup line.
    Haggis - I love your sweats!
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


    Goodreads

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrainofThought View Post
    Cella, Cassandra and Kay walk into a bar. Cassandra tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast: "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.

    Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up" and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

    The bartender says: "I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"

    Cella explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had '2-4 years' written on the box but we finished it in only 51 days!"

    ETA: Reclines back with a Mojito in hand.

    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Oh?



    I'll restate the question, then.

    If you'll just come into this dark corner with me...
    Well, see, you didn't get that specific earlier.
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    You mean the ones he's getting from that picture?
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrainofThought View Post
    Cella, Cassandra and Kay walk into a bar. Cassandra tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast: "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.

    Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up" and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

    The bartender says: "I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"

    Cella explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had '2-4 years' written on the box but we finished it in only 51 days!"

    ETA: Reclines back with a Mojito in hand.

    Haggis loves me for my superior brains.


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post

    Well, see, you didn't get that specific earlier.

    See?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Haggis loves me for my superior brains.





    See?
    Both of them.

    Hi, PD.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Both of them.

    Hi, PD.
    *preens*

    *pushes up cleavage*

    Oh. Hi, PD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Haggis loves me for my superior brains.
    Is that what they're called nowadays?

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    Is it even possible to see brains in a frontal view?
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    Ahhh, Haggis! I see you've taken my advice to workout!

    Although I don't think you'll need the sweats while you're in the corner.

    Gotta say---lookin buff!!



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    There are people who live in reality,
    Then, there are those who turn one into the other.

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    .. in a miniature sense.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown

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    pfft. Peace and quiet.

    Muahahahaa!!!

    Thread crash! BAM!

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    "thread crash" sounds so...ineffective...

    Now, you could prolly do some damage with yarn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
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    *crashes into thread*

    So I noticed none of you fair weather friends defended me earlier when that meanie Haskins guy came into the Cabaret and started yelling at me. There I was, crying and cowering under his sarcasm and his cuss words, and not one of you lifted so much as a finger to help. Whatever happened to Cabbie loyalty? Whatever happened to all for one and one for all? Whatever happened to sticking up for the small and helpless New Girl?

    Well? Do you have anything to say for yourselves? Huh? Do ya?

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    you're drunk.
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
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    *hiccups*

    am NOT.

    *hiccups*

    I luuuuuurves you guys. No, seriously, you're like the bestest friends a girl could have.

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    You showed 'em Cass, you really did. Now go lay down on the couch next to that bucket.


    Wait... are you embracing your New Girl status all of a sudden?? *flags post #14618 for future use...*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    You showed 'em Cass, you really did. Now go lay down on the couch next to that bucket.
    *hugs swachski, nearly knocking her over in the process*

    I did show him, dint I. He wont

    *hic*

    wont coming aroun here again, no sir. Cause yer the best friends

    *hic*

    the best friens a girl everrr everrrr had.



    I luuuuuurves you.

    *passes out on couch*

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