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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    But I thought Porter was a gurl?
    You gotta wonder about many in this cabbie room...except me. I'm normal...and sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post

    OK OK

    Oh good lord Porter!! I had that problem all figured out when you just had to go and give it away by drawing an arrow on your pants pocket pointing to the answer!!


    ETA---I'd be happy to start posting the eye candy again!! Just say the word!!

    Of course, no one knows what the sekrit word of the day is so take caution!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    swachski!!! How ever did you figure that out so quickly??




    A Three-fer!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    How was that? Better? I tried to keep it shorter that time, but I worked in William Haskins and the lurkers and the high school stuff.
    you don't just "work in haskins."

    either i've traumatized you or i haven't.

    don't be a fucking poseur.

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    Pfft. It's duck and cover, Kelly.

    *lifts up school desk*

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Haskins View Post
    you don't just "work in haskins."

    either i've traumatized you or i haven't.

    don't be a fucking poseur.


    don't deter her from flouncing, william.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    How did Porter get hold of a pic of Cray's mom?




    *ducks... and runs for my life*



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    It is PD!!

    You may want to hide though---Kelly has totally offended cray and me thinks there are heat seeking missles out for revenge!



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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    It is PD!!
    Real nice, HB.
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    *strolls in*


    *looks at cella*




    gah! i'm sorry, cella. i'm making your shirt fall off, aren't i!?
    this power i have! gah! sometimes i think it's a curse!!
    not today though.

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    *points at Kelly*


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    *points at points*

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    Damn, thought I covered those up!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by William Haskins View Post
    you don't just "work in haskins."

    either i've traumatized you or i haven't.

    don't be a fucking poseur.
    See?

    See, now this is exactly the kind of attitude I was talking about in my founce.

    Soooooo didactic about the "proper" way to invoke his special, superior name. Sooooo smug and cock-sure about the level of trauma his rudeness might have inflicted on a wide-eyed newbie like myself. Soooo overbearing in his command that I refrain from being a fucking poseur, when this is the U.S. of A. and I have a perfect right to be a fucking poseur if that's what I choose to be.

    Well, Mr. Haskins -- IF that's your real name -- you may think you're some kind of god here at AW just because you have 21 kajillion posts and are specifically referenced in the flouncing thread. But I'll tell you who doesn't think so.

    The lurkers, that's who.

    Yes. They've been emailing me in droves since your rude message this morning. PMing me. Repping me. I had to wade through a hip-deep pile of candygrams just to get the newspaper this morning. And let's not even talk about the voicemails. And they're all saying the same thing.

    Who. THE FUCK. Does. This. Haskins. Guy. Think. He. Is.

    No, seriously. Until now, I pretty much figured you were a myth. I mean, Rolling Thunder's mentioned you once or twice, and of course I read the flouncing thread. But, ya know, I figured you were just some kind of bogey man they used to scare newbies. Like that Bloody Mary chick who's supposed to appear in your mirror when you say her name three times, but actually she never really does because I tried it at a sleepover when I was like ten years old and nothing happened except that my best friend wet herself thinking it might and then she was totally embarrassed and everyone called her Betsy Wetsy until she was like fourteen and they only stopped then because she moved and wasn't there anymore.

    Anyway.

    It's nice to meet you.
    Last edited by CassandraW; 04-26-2012 at 08:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    See?

    See, now this is exactly the kind of attitude I was talking about in my founce.

    Soooooo didactic about the "proper" way to invoke his special, superior name. Sooooo smug and cock-sure about the level of trauma his rudeness might have inflicted on a wide-eyed newbie like myself. Soooo overbearing in his command that I refrain from being a fucking poseur, when this is the U.S. of A. and I have a perfect right to be a fucking poseur if that's what I choose to be.

    Well, Mr. Haskins -- IF that's your real name -- you may think you're some kind of god here at AW just because you have 21 kajillion posts and are specifically referenced in the flouncing thread. But I'll tell you who doesn't think so.

    The lurkers, that's who.

    Yes. They've been emailing me in droves since your rude message this morning. PMing me. Repping me. I had to wade through a hip-deep pile of candygrams just to get the newspaper this morning. And let's not even talk about the voicemails. And they're all saying the same thing.

    Who. THE FUCK. Does. This. Haskins. Guy. Think. He. Is.

    No, seriously. Until now, I pretty figured you were a myth. I mean, Rolling Thunder's mentioned you once or twice, and of course I read the flouncing thread. But, ya know, I figured you were just some kind of bogey man they used to scare newbies. Like that Bloody Mary chick who's supposed to appear in your mirror when you say her name three times, but actually she never really does because I tried it at a sleepover when I was like ten years old and nothing happened except that my best friend wet herself thinking it might and then she was totally embarrassed and everyone called her Betsy Wetsy until she was like fourteen and they only stopped then because she moved and wasn't there anymore.

    Anyway.

    It's nice to meet you.
    i thought this was a humor forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Haskins View Post
    i thought this was a humor forum.
    It's whatever we want it to be, muffin.

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    oh. my.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    It is PD!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Real nice, HB.
    Yeah, real nice.

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    Yeah. You can see why Cray wants to get rid of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Haskins View Post
    i thought this was a humor forum.
    It got changed into a humour forum.

    Membership's five euros.

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    I finally figured out how to use the new improvements to my blogspot blogs and post the down right final nitty gritty about grits there

    Ya'll know how I love those

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