Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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*lifts head up*
*sees reflection*
ALRIGHT!!! Which one of you blockheads did this???
Not too shabby
< < < <
I am shocked and appauled that one of you has taken advantage of me whilst I was in my drunken stooper!
Score!
I demand that whoever is responsible change me back to me!!
Or Not.
IMMEDIATELY!!
Kinda like it!
*spots eye candy still hangin around*
*fills glass*
*returns to ogling*
Nevermind, just Haggis.
*sees reflection*
ALRIGHT!!! Which one of you blockheads did this???
Not too shabby
< < < <
I am shocked and appauled that one of you has taken advantage of me whilst I was in my drunken stooper!
Score!
I demand that whoever is responsible change me back to me!!
Or Not.
IMMEDIATELY!!
Kinda like it!
*spots eye candy still hangin around*
*fills glass*
*returns to ogling*
Nevermind, just Haggis.
Isn't this a bit of the dead kettle calling the dead pot black? Wait...the dead pot calling the black kettle dead? Um...just hold tight. I have it here somewhere....
You're dead too, so there!
Obviously, HB, one of the demigods of this demi-monde saw fit to compensate for the recent spate of women oglers.
p.s.- I kinda don't mind it
p.s.- I kinda don't mind it
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*Gets to the Yertle the Turtle banning and realizes she hasn't had nearly enough to drink*
*sees that the zombies drank the Jameson and Jaycinth has bogarted the hashish*
*opens bottle of Laphroaig*
In my defense, I provided them all with workout videos and weights!! They too can be eye candy if they just follow the guidebook on 'How To Be Eye Candy' the Dummies Guidebook!
ETA---me too! But alas, it shall be only for this night and by 'morrow returned to ME!
*puffs out chest*
Well, as the star attraction at the only strip club in SeizureWorld(an outstanding retirement community), I can't say that I need to pump up, at least, heh, at least not my muscles, ya know.
Um, I'm sure you, too, are MUCH more candier than your present avie.
Well, as the star attraction at the only strip club in SeizureWorld(an outstanding retirement community), I can't say that I need to pump up, at least, heh, at least not my muscles, ya know.
Um, I'm sure you, too, are MUCH more candier than your present avie.
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*opens one eye*
Has the mancandy gone?
*spots haggis, cray, porter, ken, gilroy and cella*
Phew! All clear!
Has the mancandy gone?
*spots haggis, cray, porter, ken, gilroy and cella*
Phew! All clear!
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Bubye.
As one of my ex's said "Don't let the door hit you where the drunken fire lord split you."
(She was a Last Airbender cartoon fan. the b*tch.)
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*stomps into Cabaret*
Dammit, Mr. Starrbyrd, eyes front, please!
*ahem*
If you’re going to relentlessly post mathematical equations at least DO IT RIGHT.
[FONT="]There. All you lurkers can stop emailing me now.[/FONT]
[FONT="]*stomps out*
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OK OK
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*peeks in to see if there's any more man candy, sees Porter's post, grabs red hot fire poker from gilroy...pushes Porter aside and burns the answer to the equation on the chalkboard*
There. That's been bugging me. Oh, hi Porter.
There. That's been bugging me. Oh, hi Porter.
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