Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

*suddenly realizes how much work she needs to do*

*flees Cabaret*

*strolls in*








haggis? *stern look* nina and i would like to talk to you downstairs about the goings ons in this here thread.

nina is already there. i'm heading down there now.
meet us there.

*trips Cass with stray moob*

No sneaking off with the ball and chain thingy.

So sorry cray! I didn't think you need the workout.




But... if you insist! Plays cray's workout music.

Now, keep up cray---it'll all pay off in the end!

I think out of all of you, Cella's disappointed me the most.

Those vulgar pics she posted.

Honestly!

I thought she was a classy dame!

ETA: you too, hb.

CassandraW said:

*Looks at Cella with new eyes*

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What happened to your old ones?

CassandraW said:

*swings spiked ball and chain*

What did you call me, ToT?

But good point on the dirt, hair, etc. I'll bleach it when I'm done.

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Nothing you haven't been called before.

cray said:

*strolls in*

nina is already there. i'm heading down there now.
meet us there.

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*points down* Down there?

We don't need to hear about your Ménage à trois, cray!

s s Pls. don't judge meh.

hi susie. did you just see the filthy post by tot?
tsk tsk. i know. she's horrible.

i'm going to wash her mouth out with soap.

Soap sports,



Cray's in training!

Honeybug said:

So sorry cray! I didn't think you need the workout.

But... if you insist! Plays cray's workout music.

Now, keep up cray---it'll all pay off in the end!

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NinaK said:

Soap sports,



Cray's in training!

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i am.

and i have music too. see ^

Silent Rob said:

I think out of all of you, Cella's disappointed me the most.

Those vulgar pics she posted.

Honestly!

I thought she was a classy dame!

ETA: you too, hb.

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Hey---I gave you the razor & shavin cream, Nina set you up with a full body wax (even better)---I'm just waiting to see the results so I can add you to my smoothie bod type collection!!

*waxes pole for SR*

*plans SR's workout music*

Honeybug said:

*waxes pole for SR*

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ahem.



tsk. tsk, hb.








that's tot's job.

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I approve of this post.

cray said:

ahem.



tsk. tsk, hb.








that's tot's job.

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Ma' bad!!

Got carried away with all the smoothies---what I mean is, I just couldn't help...

Sry ToT. And just as a peace offering, I should turn over this video of SR! I told him I would never tell, but seeing as I no longer have use for it...

wtfo'shizzel am I'm thinking?? *takes back video*

cray---go do your workout and leave me 'n' the pole waxing alone!

Honeybug said:

Sry ToT. And just as a peace offering, I should turn over this video of SR! I told him I would never tell, but seeing as I no longer have use for it...

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That's obviously Haggis. Rob isn't that coordinated.

Susie said:

s s Pls. don't judge meh.

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Nice a$$ Susie! Thanks for the cake.

cray said:

hi susie. did you just see the filthy post by tot?
tsk tsk. i know. she's horrible.

i'm going to wash her mouth out with soap.

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Stop teasing me, cray.

cray said:

ahem.



tsk. tsk, hb.








that's tot's job.

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He's right. waxing the pole is my job.

*hands ToT wax & rags for stripper pole*

Have it ready for SR's performance!

*readies video camera*

cray said:

i am.

and i have music too. see ^

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Cray has camel-arm disease - oh no!

Honeybug said:

*hands ToT wax & rags for stripper pole*

Have it ready for SR's performance!

*readies video camera*

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SR waxes his own pole. Make sure the camera is aimed in the right direction.

Gotcha covered!

Making extra copies!

*waits on SR's smoothie bod*

TrainofThought said:

SR waxes his own pole. Make sure the camera is aimed in the right direction.

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*attaches telephoto lens*

klm?

i am not.

Like I mentioned cray, I never look at dirty posts. That's mah story 'n I'm stickin' to it! btw, What # posts are they?

Cray, yes you are. Then again, Susie is the only one in this thread who isn't.


Hi, Suz!

Dear Cabbies:

We need to talk.

I'll always value what we've shared together. The good times, the bad, the laughter, the tears. But I think we both know we've been growing apart. Things just...got weird.

So I'm founcing. Forever.

It's not me, it's you. Also, it's William Haskins. Your'e all loosers, just like that click of high school girls who were always soooooo mean to me. And I'm a way better riter than all of you who waste all your time making vishus remarks about other poeple and they're work even tho you could'nt every rite anything yoreself. Millions of lurkers sent me emails, PMs, reppies and candygrams saying I was absolutely rite and they were glad someone finally had the courage to stand up to you jurks.

Blurve,
Cassandra

*subscribes to thread*

*founces*






*unfounces*

How was that? Better? I tried to keep it shorter that time, but I worked in William Haskins and the lurkers and the high school stuff. And I tried to put my own twist on it by starting with the whole "let 'em down easy" thing. And I only founced once because I think it's stronger that way.

Whaddaya think? Does it work? If you have time to do a line by line, that would be great, but I'd really appreciate any comments you critters have time to make! Thanks so much!



ETA:

Oh -- and the candygram thing. I really went back and forth on that one. I wanted to add a touch of humor, but is the candygram too cliche?