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    Refreshing to have a girls day!!

    We should make every Wednesday hump girls day!



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    woo hoo! hump the girls!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I agree, Cass...

    the hare-ier the better.


    Totally.
    Nice hare cut, Cella.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I agree, Cass...

    the hare-ier the better.


    Totally.

    Cella. You hussy. In the last two days, you've put the moves on Cray, Haggis, RT and qW.

    Have you no sense of decency, Cella? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    pffft...

    that's nuttin'...

    Mmmm yeah....now that's the stuff....

    *tee hee....nut in*
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Cella, dear. I agree that a battery can be a girl's best friend sometimes.

    But not that one. He expired in 1938.
    ROFL!

    The new girl has a point, Cella.

    Point

    Tee hee

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Nice hare cut, Cella.
    what? We're totally different! See?




    Nothing alike at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Cella. You hussy. In the last two days, you've put the moves on Cray, Haggis, RT and qW.

    Have you no sense of decency, Cella? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
    *smooths unibrow*

    *farts*



    Hey, f*ck you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    ^



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    *clears throat*

    Listen, newbie, I said you could borrow this but I don't want it used on the cabbies.

    There's nothing worse than dirt, hair, acid or plain old smell stuck to the spikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post

    *smooths unibrow*

    *farts*



    Hey, f*ck you.
    quickwit? What did you do to Cella? Wait! Don't tell me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post

    *smooths unibrow*

    *farts*



    Hey, f*ck you.


    *finds she's slightly turned on*

    *Looks at Cella with new eyes*

    I...I don't suppose you can wield one of those spiked ball and chain thingees, can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Have you no sense of decency, Cella? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

    Of course she does ... she hasn't put a move on me yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrainofThought View Post
    *clears throat*

    Listen, newbie, I said you could borrow this but I don't want it used on the cabbies.

    There's nothing worse than dirt, hair, acid or plain old smell stuck to the spikes.
    *swings spiked ball and chain*

    What did you call me, ToT?


    But good point on the dirt, hair, etc. I'll bleach it when I'm done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post

    *finds she's slightly turned on*

    *Looks at Cella with new eyes*
    Oh, yeah, baby.

    Drink it in.


    *flexes glutes*



    *kisses guns*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Oh, yeah, baby.

    Drink it in.


    *flexes glutes*



    *kisses guns*
    Now, see, there's where you ruin it all, with the posing thing. You should be too busy slaying Orcs to even look in my direction until it's time to ravish me.

    Sigh. Soooooo hard to find a real man.

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    I didn't ruin anything!


    I did a perfect quickWit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    cray? Haggis?

    Wtf is going on in here?
    It's okay, Bob. I'll get things back to normal.

    *flashes points*
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    It's okay, Bob. I'll get things back to normal.

    *flashes points*
    So. Weird.

    Cella is ogling her own points.

    Though come to think of it, those are Haggis's's's's eyes, so maybe...

    *head asplodes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I didn't ruin anything!


    I did a perfect quickWit!
    I agrees. Just twirl your tassles now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    *flexes glutes*
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Yeah, not workin for ya today Haggis!



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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    I agrees. Just twirl your tassles now...
    Yeah, Cass! Twirl your tassels!

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *flexes glutes*
    :-o
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    Yeah, not workin for ya today Haggis!

    Yeah, right.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post

    :-o
    See?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Now this is what you need!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I agree, Cass...

    the hare-ier the better.




    Totally.
    Now, that's hawt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Nothing alike at all.

    *smooths unibrow*

    *farts*



    Hey, f*ck you.

    Sore hawt.
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    Puts on some music and watches Haggis'ses workout...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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