*bangs into bar*
Does anybody know where I put my eyes?
*steps on muppet*
*hears voice...turns toward it...puts hands straight out in front of him...feels his way toward the voice*your eyes are up here.
*points*
*hears voice...turns toward it...puts hands straight out in front of him...feels his way toward the voice*
Whew. Thanks.*honk honk*
*opens eyes*
ack! sorry, cassandra. ummm....yeah,....
*walks over to cella*
*honk*
there! now you can be genuinely offended, cella!!
*honk honk*
*opens eyes*
ack! sorry, cassandra. ummm....yeah,....
*walks over to cella*
*honk*
there! now you can be genuinely offended, cella!!
Don't listen to her, Cray.
i thought you were terribly offensive.
GAH!*yawns*
I have dozens of emails from lurkers saying otherwise.
ahh, I understand.thank you, cella.
i think she's still mad at me from yesterday.
ahh, I understand.
kinda like I'm still mad at Haggis.
They're not his eyeballs.
They're Cella's...points...
They don't fit.
They're not his eyeballs.
They're Cella's...points...
They don't fit.
STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR HIM!
it's a hell of an improvement though. the whole cabaret is better for it. i mean, now i can look into his eyes all day to see cella's points.
haggis thinks i care enough to look in his direction and cella won't know that i'm staring at her points.
win - win.
so....where are my points now?