Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
- Thread starter Jaycinth
- Start date
- Status
*unfounces*
Well, that's it. I've had it.
I'm done, I tell you. Finished. No more. Finis. Acabados. Kelt. You all can find yourselves a new New Girl to pick on. One who doesn't have tender feelings to be wounded by your cruelty. One who enjoys being picked on all the time for no reason whatsoever. One who wants to spend all day puzzling over silly math problems.
*refounces*
*unfounces*
And don't think you can talk me out of it!
*refounces*
*unfounces*
No matter how sorry you are, no matter how much you beg and plead and cry, I'm not coming back. I'm through with the lot of you.
*refounces*
*unfounces*
This is for keeps, you know. I'm never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever coming back. Ever.
*refounces*
EDITED TO ADD STUFF IN BOLD, WITHOUT WHICH NO TRUE FOUNCE IS COMPLETE:
*unfounces*
Plenty of people agree with me, even if they're too chicken to pipe up. Lurkers support me in emails. And Reppies. And PMs.
*refounces*
*unfounces*
Up your'es. Loosers.
*refounces*
*unfounces*
*forgets what she was going to say*
*sits down and opens bottle of Laphroaig*
Well, that's it. I've had it.
I'm done, I tell you. Finished. No more. Finis. Acabados. Kelt. You all can find yourselves a new New Girl to pick on. One who doesn't have tender feelings to be wounded by your cruelty. One who enjoys being picked on all the time for no reason whatsoever. One who wants to spend all day puzzling over silly math problems.
*refounces*
*unfounces*
And don't think you can talk me out of it!
*refounces*
*unfounces*
No matter how sorry you are, no matter how much you beg and plead and cry, I'm not coming back. I'm through with the lot of you.
*refounces*
*unfounces*
This is for keeps, you know. I'm never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever coming back. Ever.
*refounces*
EDITED TO ADD STUFF IN BOLD, WITHOUT WHICH NO TRUE FOUNCE IS COMPLETE:
*unfounces*
Plenty of people agree with me, even if they're too chicken to pipe up. Lurkers support me in emails. And Reppies. And PMs.
*refounces*
*unfounces*
Up your'es. Loosers.
*refounces*
*unfounces*
*forgets what she was going to say*
*sits down and opens bottle of Laphroaig*
Last edited:
- Joined
- Oct 26, 2011
- Messages
- 4,567
- Reaction score
- 677
- Location
- Deep in the State of Confusion
- Website
- swordsvspens.blogspot.com
This kitteh must object! That is not an electrocuting chair...
It's a drowning chair.
Why, thank you, Haggis. You're absolutely right, and so helpful. That's why I blurve you. 
Other than that, how did I do? Any suggestions for future founces?
- Joined
- Oct 26, 2011
- Messages
- 4,567
- Reaction score
- 677
- Location
- Deep in the State of Confusion
- Website
- swordsvspens.blogspot.com
- Joined
- Jul 7, 2006
- Messages
- 6,179
- Reaction score
- 6,835
- Location
- Land of Bier
- Website
- www.authordenisebaer.com
I'll come back later when our autistic founcer, unfouncer, refouncer is taking her nap, and our idiot-savant math whiz has run out of fingers.
If only we could get him to speak!
I'm pretty sure this equation has to do with N-F's healing time. . . .
I'm pretty sure this equation has to do with N-F's healing time. . . .
Other than that, how did I do? Any suggestions for future founces?
*reads founce*
meh.
typical newbie founce. i give it a 1.75. here you go, kid...
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61043
don't say i never did anything for you.
- Status