Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Because your teeth are clean?

I KNEW you were a FRISKY one. I tried telling cray that before but he wouldn't believe me.

i don't believe anything until i have proof!
and good day to you madam.

*hug*
*cops feel*



Are you, by chance, a New Girl here in the Cabaret?

Not that I have any particular reason for asking.

*whistles*




*looks at tot*
who's this new chick?
 

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Good day to you, acid man.

Don't worry, she's cool. She's already been through the initiation phase.

she's cool? are you sure we're talking about the same new girl?

hmm, ok. if you say so.





soo,.......


wanna ride bikes or something?
 

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Mornin peeps!

It's far too early to have a date with a Judge!!

*lookin for excuses not to show*

:Shrug:
 

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It was truly accidental---the life insurance had nothin to do with it!!

I swear!!

Do ya think I need a lawyer?
 

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Thank you Nina!!

At least someone is on my side!


So when did you knock yours off?

:D
 

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Oh, I can't stand violence.



Uncle Vito has Little V and Stitch take care of those kinda things.

 

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Is poisoning violent?

He just didn't wake up!

Next time I'm callin Uncle Vito!!
 

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Good morning

have a wonderful day :D

Are you, by chance, a New Girl here in the Cabaret?

Not that I have any particular reason for asking.

*whistles*

*Sighs*

Hi, Debbie.

From the fact the rest of these reprobates keep howling and barking and sniffing at each others' tails without throwing an insult your way, I'm thinking you are indeed a New Girl rather than a returning Old Girl.

You might have been in some other social threads where people say "hi" and are all friendly when a new person pops in. This isn't one of those threads. As the current New Girl, I'm going to tell you how things work in here.

First, you have to get their attention. Me, I came in and was as obnoxious as possible right away, randomly insulting people I didn't know left and right until someone figured out I was here. That got me electrocuted, but they still ignored me, except for giving me a particularly aggressive TSA-style patdown.

Finally I hit a supermod with my insults and got shmooed. I kept it up and got shmooed again. That didn't stop me either. After another shmoo they gave in and now once in a while someone says "hello" to me. That's a big day for me here in the Cabbie.

So, don't come in here thinking anyone's going to be all "nice" and "friendly." This is a hell-hole full of vicious snarling beasts who'll rip you apart and still give you less acknowledgment than they'd give a pot roast. Hell, the only reason I'm being halfway nice is because if I can get you to stick around for at least a couple of posts maybe they'll stop calling me the New Girl.

So, if you want a bit of advice, Debbie...

Debbie?

*sighs*
 
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she's cool? are you sure we're talking about the same new girl?

hmm, ok. if you say so.


soo,.......


wanna ride bikes or something?
I think we're talking about the same new girl.

*shrugs*

wanna go on the teeter totter?

then why do you do the things you do to me?
I hardly think foreplay is violent cray.
 

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Hi ToT! Hi Cray! Hi Nina! Hi Porter! Hi Honeybug! Hi Gilroy! Hi PD! Hi Haggis!

Good morning, everyone! Isn't it a nice day? How are you all?

Did you see a New Girl dropped in?

So I'm not the New Girl anymore, right?

Guys?
 

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cray---the chair please.

Might as well, I'll be sittin in it soon anyways!
 

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mmm, pot roast.

Didn't know you could roast that stuff ...

BTW

I don't think we can have a new girl until at least three posts from her.

Anyway,
Welcome to the Caberet, Debbie.

I'd advise you stay away from the happy hour food. You might also prepare yourself for several of us having to frisk you for grits or cilantro. You can decide if we all do it at once or seaprately. A lot depends on your answer.
 

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Hi ToT! Hi Cray! Hi Nina! Hi Porter! Hi Honeybug! Hi Gilroy! Hi PD! Hi Haggis!

Good morning, everyone! Isn't it a nice day? How are you all?

Did you see a New Girl dropped in?

So I'm not the New Girl anymore, right?

Guys?

*allows Cass a moment of hope*


*moments over*


Um Cass... good morning


and Deb's been posting here for awhile.


I hardly think foreplay is violent cray.

Good plan ToT, he'll never even notice the riding crop.
 

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*allows Cass a moment of hope*


*moments over*


Um Cass... good morning


and Deb's been posting here for awhile.


*weeps*

*wanders away, devoid of hope*




ETA:

*sniff sniff*

But at least now I have a welcome speech all ready for future New Girls.

Not that...not that any will ever come.

*founces, sobbing uncontrollably*
 
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