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    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    I knew this would happen I just knew it cuz my daddy used to say one bad apple could spoil the whole bushel which is why I never let my friends get anywhere near him especially after comin home smelling like... well just comin home but then there was my rat sister who would always go runnin to him and tell him everything I was doing cuz she wanted to be his favorite when really my other sister was his favorite and nobody knew but me so when he sang 'brown eyed girl' to me cuz I got brown eyes I knew I was safe and could get away with hangin with a bad crowd until some guy came over to hang out and I told him it was a bad idea but did he listen no so there ya go Cass just another one of those guys that does whatever he wants because


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    Haggis is especially sensitive about the way wiminz respond to his arch enemy, Cass. All I did is say hi to Huggis once and Haggis wouldn't so much as sniff me for a whole week.
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    What Cella means Cass is the best way to get the o'le Hag back is to keep baking those cakes!!

    Oh my goodness, Cella---have you tried these cakes?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Haggis is especially sensitive about the way wiminz respond to his arch enemy, Cass. All I did is say hi to Huggis once and Haggis wouldn't so much as sniff me for a whole week.
    Oh, Cella.

    I've been such a fool.

    It's just...well, Haggis was spending all his time with his golf clubs, and gawking at pictures of Jessica Alba, and dressing up in my outfits. I thought maybe I'd make him a little jealous, that's all. Ya know, just to get his attention. And then along came Huggis with his sweet-talking reppies about checking out his saber...when all the time he just wanted me to swab the deck. Well, I knew right away I'd made a mistake. I didn't so much as yar at him, I swear. But my dear Haggis will never, never believe that.



    You don't know what you've got until it's gone.



    ETA:

    *Sniff sniff*

    Maybe a new dress will cheer me up.
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    Or the new fragrance that just hit the shelves:

    In Heat

    Sold at your local puppeh stores!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post




    *bounce bounce bounce*


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    *watches bouncing*



    But sadly, I must retire to my bedchambers now.

    In the east wing.

    Second floor.

    Second door to the right.

    If you know what I mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *watches bouncing*



    But sadly, I must retire to my bedchambers now.

    In the east wing.

    Second floor.

    Second door to the right.

    If you know what I mean.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    It's OK, Honeybug. Haggis and I are married.

    Or divorced.

    Or something. Hard to keep track.

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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel .. Satisfied
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    Goose morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    Haggis wouldn't so much as sniff me for a whole week.
    I'd have thought people would be thankful for him not mistaking them as a fire hydrant, but no sniffing?

    Rapture!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post



    I feel .. Satisfied
    That's a TMI for this kitteh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    =42?
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    *does calculations*

    close, haggis.
    it's 42.pi.

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    I like pie.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    For a moment I read that as 'Pip' and I thought Cray was stuck on himself again
    A cute little bug :

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    Good morning

    have a wonderful day

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post


    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel .. Satisfied
    Because your teeth are clean?

    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Goose morning
    I KNEW you were a FRISKY one. I tried telling cray that before but he wouldn't believe me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie View Post
    Good morning

    have a wonderful day
    Are you, by chance, a New Girl here in the Cabaret?

    Not that I have any particular reason for asking.

    *whistles*

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