Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Silent Rob

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Cure his waim!

ETA: I meant to encourage you to CURSE his waim, haggis. But maybe in the spirit of charity you should cure it first.
 

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Elucidation has been provided in the form of an ETA.

Please direct further questions to the Bishope of Carlise.
 

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Very well, then.

*clears throat*

I curse his heid and all the haris of his heid; I curse his face, his ene, his mouth, his neise, his toung, his teith, his crag, his schulderis, his breist, his hert, his stomok, his bak, his wame, his armes, his leggis, his handis, his feit, and everilk part of his body, frae the top of his heid to the soill of feit, befoir and behind, within and without.
 

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Oh, really?

Well, then, let me continue.

I curse him gang and, and I curse him rydand, I curse him standand, and I curse him sittand; I curse him etand, I curse him drinkand, I curse him walkland, I curse him sleepand, I curse him rysand, I curse him lyand; I curse him at hame, I curse him fra hame, I curse him within the house, I curse him without the house, I curse his wiffis, his barnis, and his servandis participand with him in thair deides
 

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the archbishop also said, "i curse the nards of haggis."
 

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Them Carlise peeps don't talk proper, but they do know a good curse.
 

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Good morning all - I feel - nervous. ;)


I got that same feeling when I sent my full---don't worry PD!!

*slips happy pill into PD's coffee*

Feeling a bit nervous myself this morning--other reasons.

*takes happy pill*

Haggis, I must say Porter has seemed to have pulled you into his fantasy world. All ya missin is the chuey muscles!

:D
 

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I really match closely with her, but have a nagging hunch that I should be suspicious of my latest e-harmony babe.

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Porter---that's downright disgusting....


:D

because I would look better wrapped up in yellow tape but I'm not on e-harmony
 

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Yar! I be cuter than that, ya land-locked Canajun land-lubber!

*looks at Haggis, snickers with delight*

Aye, he be precious. Ugly butt precious.
 

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gah!

be gone ye yellow bellied, barnacle bottomed, parrot strangling, lice infested bilge swiller.



*puke*
 

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Yar! I be cuter than that, ya land-locked Canajun land-lubber!

*looks at Haggis, snickers with delight*

Aye, he be precious. Ugly butt precious.

Ahoy, freebotter, ye scurvy-infested swat. Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, ye landlubbing scum.
 
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