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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post

    i just woke up.
    You didn't deny it.

    What have you done to my avatar?
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    i deny it.

    how's that?

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    inconceivable

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    i deny it.

    how's that?
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    inconceivable
    Exactly.

    Yond cray has a lean and hungry look about him.
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    Cure his waim!

    ETA: I meant to encourage you to CURSE his waim, haggis. But maybe in the spirit of charity you should cure it first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Cure his waim!
    Cure or curse?
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    Elucidation has been provided in the form of an ETA.

    Please direct further questions to the Bishope of Carlise.

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    Very well, then.

    *clears throat*

    I curse his heid and all the haris of his heid; I curse his face, his ene, his mouth, his neise, his toung, his teith, his crag, his schulderis, his breist, his hert, his stomok, his bak, his wame, his armes, his leggis, his handis, his feit, and everilk part of his body, frae the top of his heid to the soill of feit, befoir and behind, within and without.
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    crag.

    Gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    Oh, really?

    Well, then, let me continue.

    I curse him gang and, and I curse him rydand, I curse him standand, and I curse him sittand; I curse him etand, I curse him drinkand, I curse him walkland, I curse him sleepand, I curse him rysand, I curse him lyand; I curse him at hame, I curse him fra hame, I curse him within the house, I curse him without the house, I curse his wiffis, his barnis, and his servandis participand with him in thair deides
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    the archbishop also said, "i curse the nards of haggis."

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    Them Carlise peeps don't talk proper, but they do know a good curse.

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    Good morning all - I feel - nervous.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


    Goodreads

    I'm a friend of Foo Bat - join the club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    the archbishop also said, "i curse the nards of haggis."
    Did not.
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    Them Carlise peeps don't talk proper, but they do know a good curse.
    And it was Glasgow, SR. Glasgow. Get your cursing Archbishops right, will ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Good morning all - I feel - nervous.

    I got that same feeling when I sent my full---don't worry PD!!

    *slips happy pill into PD's coffee*

    Feeling a bit nervous myself this morning--other reasons.

    *takes happy pill*

    Haggis, I must say Porter has seemed to have pulled you into his fantasy world. All ya missin is the chuey muscles!



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    I really match closely with her, but have a nagging hunch that I should be suspicious of my latest e-harmony babe.

    http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/


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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    And it was Glasgow, SR. Glasgow. Get your cursing Archbishops right, will ya?
    Yes'm.

    I should've known the Scots were behind it all.

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    Porter---that's downright disgusting....




    because I would look better wrapped up in yellow tape but I'm not on e-harmony


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    could this be Huggis?

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    Yar! I be cuter than that, ya land-locked Canajun land-lubber!

    *looks at Haggis, snickers with delight*

    Aye, he be precious. Ugly butt precious.

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    gah!

    be gone ye yellow bellied, barnacle bottomed, parrot strangling, lice infested bilge swiller.



    *puke*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggis View Post
    Yar! I be cuter than that, ya land-locked Canajun land-lubber!

    *looks at Haggis, snickers with delight*

    Aye, he be precious. Ugly butt precious.
    Ahoy, freebotter, ye scurvy-infested swat. Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, ye landlubbing scum.
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    Who

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    Any body want this picture from Jarmany taken last Saturday night?

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