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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Porter, half the reason Haggis and I were yelling was to block out your damn moaning.

    Isn't that right, my sweet chihuey-bear?

    AND DON'T THINK I'LL SHUT UP JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PRETENDING TO IGNORE ME.
    And it's not like we were really yelling either. We were discussing. Isn't that right, Love of my Life?

    YOU? SHUT UP? LIKE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE. WHAT ARE YOU, A FANTASY WRITER?

    THEY COULD BURY YOU SIXTEEN FEET DEEP INSTEAD OF EIGHT AND EVERYONE WOULD STILL HEAR THE BITCHING. THAT'S WHY I PLAN ON GOING FIRST.
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    speak softly & carry a fanged beast CassandraW's Avatar
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    Right as always, my sunshine. It's so important to keep the lines of communication open in our relationship.

    IT FREAKING FIGURES THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT GENRE I'M WRITING. I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU GO FIRST. THAT'S THE WAY I'VE GOT IT PLANNED, TOO.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    And it's not like we were really yelling either. We were discussing. Isn't that right, Love of my Life?

    YOU? SHUT UP? LIKE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE. WHAT ARE YOU, A FANTASY WRITER?

    THEY COULD BURY YOU SIXTEEN FEET DEEP INSTEAD OF EIGHT AND EVERYONE WOULD STILL HEAR THE BITCHING. THAT'S WHY I PLAN ON GOING FIRST.

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    I didn't know there was a genre called "Harpy."
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    SAUL

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    No answer Cella! Prolly can't hear over all that noise those two are makin!


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    The good news is that the mod is so preoccupied with trying to divorce a lawyer, that we're free to do whatever we want!!!!
















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    Don'tcha need the dance pole for that?

    *flips on disco light for Cella*

    *sits at bar with scissors & glue*


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    I don't know if it's the alcohol, the meds or the lighting, but Haggis is looking quite handsome tonight!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    Don'tcha need the dance pole for that?

    *flips on disco light for Cella*

    *sits at bar with scissors & glue*
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I don't know if it's the alcohol, the meds or the lighting, but Haggis is looking quite handsome tonight!






    Don'tcha need the dance pole for that!??

    *dodges evil eye from Cass*




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    Quote Originally Posted by Cella View Post
    I don't know if it's the alcohol, the meds or the lighting, but Haggis is looking quite handsome tonight!






    DAMMIT! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN, YOU HUSSY!

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    Too late.






    He's in my scrapbook.
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    *flicks on disco light*

    *flicks off disco light*

    *flicks on disco light*

    *flicks off disco light*

    *flicks on disco light*

    CAT FIGHT!!

    *flicks off disco light*

    *flicks on disco light*

    *flicks off disco light*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    *flicks on disco light*

    *flicks off disco light*

    *flicks on disco light*

    *flicks off disco light*

    *flicks on disco light*

    CAT FIGHT!!

    *flicks off disco light*

    *flicks on disco light*

    *flicks off disco light*
    HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY BE A CAT FIGHT? I'M A DOG (AT THE MOMENT, ANYWAY) AND CELLA'S A....a....a little green light?

    Hey, Cella, what are you these days, anyway?

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    Gassy.








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    because this is the most fun this place has seen in a long time late on a Saturday night






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    Hi guys - I got a contract in my inbox about half an hour ago, from the e-publisher I subbed to.

    I am so shocked, and so giddy *grins*
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Congrats, PD! Read carefully.
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    *laughs*

    yes, I will read carefully tomorrow when the happy haze wears off.
    A cute little bug :

    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Cella is a pretzel, wrapped in a tortilla, covered with kidney beans.
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    I am going to bed. Night
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Right as always, my sunshine. It's so important to keep the lines of communication open in our relationship.

    IT FREAKING FIGURES THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT GENRE I'M WRITING. I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU GO FIRST. THAT'S THE WAY I'VE GOT IT PLANNED, TOO.
    Hmm. I'm sensing a little repressed hostility here.

    *shifts chair closer to couch*

    *opens notebook*


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    Um...guys?

    cray, Porter, cella, ken...I'm talking to you.

    The bro squad.

    The suburban homeboy posse.

    I think it's time we staged an intervention, mano y mano.

    We need to get haggis to Vegas, stat.

    Never leave a bro behind.

    Things are getting nasty. I got douche chills and they're multiplying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    We need to get haggis to Vegas, stat.

    Things are getting nasty. I got douche chills and they're multiplying.

    Vegas still has a lot of stuff Haggis left there and is not quite ready for him to visit again ...

    douche chills ..? Has that got something to do with European
    toilets?


    BTW, not that it especially fits in here ..

    Congrats PD, Hope it is what you want it to be.
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    GOOOD MORNIN !!!

    I feel ... taken
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