Coffee would be perfect, my sweet. Aren't you the most thoughtful thing?
AND JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE IF I'M WHOOPIN' IT UP WITH MY BUDDIES? IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'VE BEEN CONSORTING WITH A CERTAIN BATTERY. AND JUST IN CASE YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT CLAIMING CHILD SUPPORT, YOU SHOULD KNOW I'VE ALREADY SENT OUT SAMPLES FOR DNA TESTING.
I made some muffins, Muffin! Would you prefer blueberry or corn?
HUH. LIKE YOU GAVE A DAMN WHAT I DID WITH THE BATTERY. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE OFF WITH YOUR BUDDIES OR YOUR FREAKIN' GOLF CLUBS ALL THE TIME. AND IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING.