Say...what would happen if you shot a cannonball through cray?
Please let us know if you start growing a second, third or fourth appendage...but don't tell us about the additional nipples. I think quickwit is a breasteses bunny, and you don't want to attract his attention.So my daughter comes in and asks me if I saw the weird purple goo in the front steps.
(well, no...I just woke up and I'm drinking coffee with my eyes closed)
She's freaking out a bit, so I go and look and there it is. I suggest that it might be the liver of some poor animal that one of the cats ate. (they share)
Oh no, she's freaking out, that doesn't look like a mouse liver. (well, yeah, I don't want to meet a mouse big enough to have that liver.)
So I tell her to get something to scrape it up with and to dump it on the curb where the street cleaner goes.
She gets a paper towel, I tell her to use gloves and remind her of...well... every 'B' movie ever made but most especially 'The Thing'.
Does she listen? She doesn't listen. She touches it with a paper towel, AND IT VANISHES!!!
Ok now, I'm spooked. So she brings the paper towel into the house and puts it in the trash can. Note, there is an outside trash can, closer to the 'goo' spot than the indoor trash can.
OMG! John Carpenter's 'Thing' arrives on our front porch and she brings it inside.
When the Zombie virus starts, it ain't starting in my house.
(Where's the Lysol? Eff that, where's the bleach and the vinegar.)
Ok, so my daughter may make the zombies at Markoffs, but it is now obvious that, if she were to own a pair of high-heels she would probably put them on to run blindly through a swamp infested with bug-eyed alien fish monsters.
I grabbed the trash bag and took it out to the trash can and slammed the lid.
Once it gets landfilled, it won't be bothering anyone. anytime too soon.
She's got a point, cray...and it will keep you warm.But you look so good in a beret
She's way more fun when she forgets her meds.
I had the very same experience this morning, jay.
Except instead of goo, it was a parrot.
And instead of coffee, it was absinthe.
And instead of a daughter, it was my chupacabra.
*cringes in sympathy**opens large prada tote*
*takes out fully-charged cordless drill*
*opens large prada tote*
*takes out fully-charged cordless drill*
Please let us know if you start growing a second, third or fourth appendage...but don't tell us about the additional nipples. I think quickwit is a breasteses bunny, and you don't want to attract his attention.
She's got a point, cray...and it will keep you warm.
*cringes in sympathy*
*cringes in sympathy*
i'm interested to know if nina will hurt a prada bag?
This is like mythbusters!
That's a beret, reg. Canadians need to keep their pips warm.
hee, heeHave no fear, only SR
Yanno, I heard they reshot that cannonball episode.
Outside, in a field, much safer.
Yeah, hey. Pass the Molsens, eh?Cray's a Canadian again, eh? Hoser.
Yeah, but it makes him feel more macho.That's an awful lot of hat for his pip. Just saying
How the hell did you get my vibrator?*opens large prada tote*
*takes out fully-charged cordless drill*