Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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So are you.


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nina, this is not helpful.
 

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But you look so good in a beret
 

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So my daughter comes in and asks me if I saw the weird purple goo in the front steps.

(well, no...I just woke up and I'm drinking coffee with my eyes closed)

She's freaking out a bit, so I go and look and there it is. I suggest that it might be the liver of some poor animal that one of the cats ate. (they share)

Oh no, she's freaking out, that doesn't look like a mouse liver. (well, yeah, I don't want to meet a mouse big enough to have that liver.)

So I tell her to get something to scrape it up with and to dump it on the curb where the street cleaner goes.

She gets a paper towel, I tell her to use gloves and remind her of...well... every 'B' movie ever made but most especially 'The Thing'.

Does she listen? She doesn't listen. She touches it with a paper towel, AND IT VANISHES!!!

Ok now, I'm spooked. So she brings the paper towel into the house and puts it in the trash can. Note, there is an outside trash can, closer to the 'goo' spot than the indoor trash can.

OMG! John Carpenter's 'Thing' arrives on our front porch and she brings it inside.

When the Zombie virus starts, it ain't starting in my house.

(Where's the Lysol? Eff that, where's the bleach and the vinegar.)

Ok, so my daughter may make the zombies at Markoffs, but it is now obvious that, if she were to own a pair of high-heels she would probably put them on to run blindly through a swamp infested with bug-eyed alien fish monsters.


I grabbed the trash bag and took it out to the trash can and slammed the lid.

Once it gets landfilled, it won't be bothering anyone. anytime too soon.
Please let us know if you start growing a second, third or fourth appendage...but don't tell us about the additional nipples. I think quickwit is a breasteses bunny, and you don't want to attract his attention.

But you look so good in a beret
She's got a point, cray...and it will keep you warm. ;)
 

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*impales SR with stiletto*
 

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*taps codpiece*

reinforced cod, Nina.
 

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*opens large prada tote*



*takes out fully-charged cordless drill*
 

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She's way more fun when she forgets her meds.

Yeah I am.
I had the very same experience this morning, jay.

Except instead of goo, it was a parrot.

And instead of coffee, it was absinthe.

And instead of a daughter, it was my chupacabra.

You go Rob, Flush them Meds!!!!
 

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Same Psychosis...different day.
Please let us know if you start growing a second, third or fourth appendage...but don't tell us about the additional nipples. I think quickwit is a breasteses bunny, and you don't want to attract his attention.

She's got a point, cray...and it will keep you warm. ;)

***Goes outside and sprays the trashcan with extra polyurethane and drags it to neighbors yard***

***goes around corner, removes Cray's beret. Sprays battery with poly. Covers his nipples with beret. Uses more poly***

*cringes in sympathy*

Don't worry she won't use the drill on a Prada bag the way she does on you.
 
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*asks question*


dear lady jay, i'm interested to know if nina will hurt a prada bag?
 

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worst comb over ever, battery
 

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That's an awful lot of hat for his pip. Just saying
 
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