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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *strikes a pose for the ladies.*
    Lookin' hawt


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    *jumps in nina's pool*

    *splashes water*

    *hands HB a noodle*
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    *strikes a pose for the ladies.*



    okay... gotta say cray... you still got 'it'!

    *cough (bullshit) cough*

    Nina, I know ya got a better pic of cray than that one!


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    He seems to be missin his pip!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Haggis and I never fight. Do we, love muffin?


    OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. YOU LEFT THE GODDAMN TOILET SEAT UP AGAIN. IF YOU'RE GONNA DRINK OUT OF IT, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS PUT THE DAMN SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Haggis and I never fight. Do we, love muffin?


    OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. YOU LEFT THE GODDAMN TOILET SEAT UP AGAIN. IF YOU'RE GONNA DRINK OUT OF IT, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS PUT THE DAMN SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
    Who could possibly ever fight with someone as perfect as you are, lovey dove.

    GEE ZUS H. DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU AGAIN HOW HINGES WORK? IS IT TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THE SEAT BACK DOWN? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT ANYHOW. WITH AN AZZ THE SIZE OF YOURS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FALLING IN.
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    OH NO HE DI'ENT!!

    You gonna be kissin some of that azz here shortly! I'm puttin on my helmet and headin to the war free zone!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT ANYHOW. WITH AN AZZ THE SIZE OF YOURS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FALLING IN.
    I agree but I think she just doesn't like cold porcelain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Who could possibly ever fight with someone as perfect as you are, lovey dove.

    GEE ZUS H. DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU AGAIN HOW HINGES WORK? IS IT TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THE SEAT BACK DOWN? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT ANYHOW. WITH AN AZZ THE SIZE OF YOURS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FALLING IN.
    Punkin, you're just so full of sugar I could eat you right up!

    I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A LOTTA GUYS WOULD KILL TO GET THEIR HANDS ON THIS AZZ. REAL MEN APPRECIATE A WOMAN WITH CURVES, INSTEAD OF THEM TWIGS YOU'RE ALWAYS OGLING IN THOSE DISGUSTING MAGAZINES OF YOURS. OH YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT THOSE. BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT A REAL MAN LIKES, WOULD YOU NOW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT A REAL MAN LIKES, WOULD YOU NOW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    The new family poses for a portrait.

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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    The new family poses for a portrait.



    Nina.

    You.

    Are.

    Brilliant.



    Er...kid looks EXACTLY like Haggis, doesn't he?

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    is she ... is she ... is she trying to explain something to him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CassandraW View Post
    Punkin, you're just so full of sugar I could eat you right up!

    I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A LOTTA GUYS WOULD KILL TO GET THEIR HANDS ON THIS AZZ. REAL MEN APPRECIATE A WOMAN WITH CURVES, INSTEAD OF THEM TWIGS YOU'RE ALWAYS OGGLING IN THOSE DISGUSTING MAGAZINES OF YOURS. OH YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT THOSE. BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT A REAL MAN LIKES, WOULD YOU NOW.
    Sweetbuckets, you complete me.

    AND A LOT MORE WOULD DIE IF THAT FAT AZZ EVER SAT ON THEM. BUT OF COURSE YOU PROBABLY DO UNDERSTAND QUITE A BIT ABOUT REAL MEN SEEING AS HOW YOUR BEARD IS EVEN HEAVIER THAN MINE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Sweetbuckets, you complete me.

    AND A LOT MORE WOULD DIE IF THAT FAT AZZ EVER SAT ON THEM. BUT OF COURSE YOU PROBABLY DO UNDERSTAND QUITE A BIT ABOUT REAL MEN SEEING AS HOW YOUR BEARD IS EVEN HEAVIER THAN MINE.

    My love, you had me at "sweetbuckets."

    OH LIKE YOU'RE SUCH A FREAKIN' PRIZE WITH THAT BELLY HANGING OVER YOUR PANTS. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR DAMN YOU KNOW WHAT IN YEARS, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY YOU CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO USE IT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    The new family poses for a portrait.


    Oh, good lord, it is a poochuey!! (bless me)

    Is there a vet in this place---somebody needs to be snipped!


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    Okay, turning around and leaving the cabbie now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybug View Post
    Oh, good lord, it is a poochuey!! (bless me)

    Is there a vet in this place---somebody needs to be snipped!
    *beams proudly*

    Isn't he darling?

    Now. Nina is the godmother, of course, after making such a charming portrait for us. Haggis, how do you feel about asking Cray to be the godfather?

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    This is big, huge even, a godmother...



    We need to plan a baptism party,



    wait someone said snipped.



    a bris?



    OK, I'm at a loss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    This is big, huge even, a godmother...



    We need to plan a baptism party,



    wait someone said snipped.



    a bris?



    OK, I'm at a loss.

    Just ignore the rabble, Nina. We're going baptism party all the way. Cake. A baptism font full of champagne. And cash. Lots of cash.

    If you wanna help shake people down, Haggis and I'll give you a cut of what you collect. Ya know, since you're the godmother.

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    You said cake?





    You didn't say if it was a boy or a girl so whatever it is you'd better name it Fanny because that is the name I iced on the other side of the cake and I'm not taking it off as it took hours and hours to make not to mention a ton of green icing and I had to fake the chocolate because chocolate is not good for dogs neither is sugar so it is artificially sweetened much your marriage but that is just how life is because


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    It is really dead in here...:/
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    *throws a pile of chocolate and candy into the center of the Cabaret*


    *sits and corner and watches*

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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    It is really dead in here...:/
    What would you expect when they served Hassenpfeffer from the same pot for almost three weeks and chocolate from the floor. Hell, we'd ALL be dead if they had a pot of grits sitting over the warmer.
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